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Wolves....lay off already
Prudy Pants.....JUMP her. seriously. You could bite her too.
Signed
Really I won't mind!

So there is this girl who I really like and asked out once...she turned me down but I'm pretty sure it's because her freakishly cold boyfriend had her under mind control or on drugs or something. I mean we shared a very intimate moment where I saved her from blood typing and everything. Anyway, he moved away and I think she is havng withdrawls because she is acting really odd. So I was just wondering how long is long enough until I can ask this girl out again?

--not offended at being the rebound

Rebound boy,

WHAT?! You're still going after her. Maybe you should wake up and smell the roses and see that there are other people that might be interested in you.

-NOT Jessica

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Help!
So I've been hanging out with this new pack of kids. They're all a bunch of teenage guys and they've kind of all seen me naked (accidentally, of course!). The problem is the won't stop thinking about it. How do I make them stop?


-XX Wolfe

Wolfe,
If your teenage guy friends are repeatedly thinking about you naked then maybe you should look for friends whose mind's aren't so easily occupied. Plus if they are bad influences (which they are) then maybe you should just forget prejudices and go back to your other friend and her amazing, beautiful boyfriend.
--switzerland

My daughter has started going out with this guy; who although he is amazingly handsome, is a little scary. She seems to really love him and he looks as if he adores her but she has been acting odd ever since they started dating. Her father says she has been running away and she has been in several freak accidents. Is this normal teenage behavior or should I be concerned?

--escaping the rain in florida

Well, I don't think there's anything to worry about. My family and I will take great care of your daughter. *dazzles* Now what were you concerned about?

Mr. Prudey Pants (i.e. your future son-in-law *ahem*)

^^^HAhahaha that was good =]

edward x lover wrote:^^^HAhahaha that was good =]

Thank you! :]

Dear Twilight Advice Column:

So there's this girl who's like, um, three years old. But it's not like that! I'm like her older brother, sorta. When she gets older, I'm totally gonna marry her. She's cool. *sigh* Claire. So what do I do while I'm waiting for her to grow up?

Signed,
Lonely in Love

Lonely....waiting for our destiny to be born, to grow up or to move to Forks can be a long long wait. My own wait was 107 years. So take it from me learn to knit . Foreign languages, books, music and multiple doctorate degrees are helpful as well.

Mr. Prudy Pants

Ouisa wrote: So take it from me learn to knit .
Mr. Prudy Pants

So that's what you were doing in the rocking chair every night in my room? Wow, I'm kind of, wow.

Signed,

Turned on and freaked out, smelling like freesia

Freesia:

If that rocked your world just wait until tonight
Did you purchase that home owners insurance we talked about?
I'm worried for the safety of our house....

signed

Prude no longer