Hello, and Welcome to:Wingtear's Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe
I am Elizah, Secretary and Recruiter for the cafe.
We are all very excited to be here and have our own thread finally! (Thanks Nena!)
So let's get down to business.
First off Nena wants us to post some rules. These are the ones she specified but I am sure we will have more later to come back and add.
Regular forum rules apply: No netspeak, no one word/one line post., no double posting, etc.
You also need to regulate your banners. No signature should be over 2 inches tall. When posting graphics, only links are allowed. No hot linking either.
(Wingtear I am going to copy your post from the closed thread and just do a little editing.)What is this place? No easy answer, but it all began HERE in GenY as a part of a "who's still in college" discussion, it continued till the end, page 100, and continues here now...Staff:
Owner: Ninna Wingtear
General Manager: Lily twilight813
Secretary: Elizah Hey There Elizah
Event Planner: ~Amber BerAngelVamp
Security for Vamp/Tween Relations: CantBreathe
Main Security: The Architect
Recruiter: Elizah Hey There Elizah
Part-time Recruiter: Lynz Lynzeee
Disease Control: cascsiany
Phlebotomist: The Architect
Official Mailroom Coordinator: ~Amber BerAngelVamp
Interior Designer: Lily twilight813
Head of cleaning crew: MRK's granny
Wood Chopper Operator: Lily twilight813
Leftovers/Runaways: the La Push Gang (aka the Pack)
Werewolf Groomer: Ninna WingtearJunior Staff & Trainees:
Junior Staff Supervisor: ChristinasHeadache
Hallway Monitor Gone Bad: Ohs0sexyBella<3
Hallway Monitor Gone Bad: *Aros_girl*
Event Planner Trainee: debussygirl
Check out our vacancies!!!Vacant:
applications and resume to be submitted before the holidays (right, ~Amber will be flooded in 30 seconds...)
Garbage disposal manager: preferably use to handling bio-hazards...
Cleaning Crew: help Granny with the cleaning.
Snail-mail Filer: for the mail room... we've been getting lots of mail lately.
Wood Chopper Cleaner: cleans the woodchopper used to dispose of "merchandise" that is not up to vamp standards.
Hall Monitors (gone bad): help the pack out in situations not suitable for werewolves.
Gift Wrapper: needs strong arms and endless amounts of duct tape. To wrap up gifts (humans) for favorite vampires
show-room trainees: walk the products, show them to the customers (limited benefits)
Hiring Trainees for all positions (excluding security).
- one free drop-off a month (only employees/co-workers please)
- one free unsupervised meeting a month, with vamp off choice (only for adult staff)
- AMAZING BANNER/ICON/AVATAR BY MRK!!!
- Long life! (as a good laugh supposedly prolongs it )
-this a total skit (we're not REALLY selling humans...)
-Do not name anyone but yourself or Cafe-staff, that's just confusing (praising Nena is OK!)
-NO BASHING!!! we're here to have fun, play nice children
-rule-breakers will be submitted to either security/CantBreathe&Architect (preferable) or the manager/Lily (also wood chopper operator...) for punishment.
-all staff need to be over 18, showroom-trainees being the exception
-absolutely NO risky business!
-unprotected vampire interactions (we wouldn't wanna loose you girls/boys)
-selling defected products (no blood diseases...)
-stalking the customers...
-especially Benjamin and James...
I think I have covered everything. This post will be updated often so check back and make sure you aren't missing anything.
If I have missed anything or need to add anything PM me and let me know.