Well, bring him inside and I'll cook him up some eggs or something, maybe a bagel sandwich with eggs and sausage...
Oh, wait, we're talking about a pup here, huh?
Well, then I'll make him like 12 bagel sandwiches, and maybe that'll be enough, just come back inside, I'm getting rather lonely.
(peeks out back window, sees Wingtear chasing around the most adorable little wolf cub, screaming at him that if he didn't start behaving she would put him in timeout... at which he turned and looked at her, barked a laugh, and proceeded to romp around and play fight with his "uncle Jasper".)
rolls eyes, and makes Himself a bagel sandwich, thinking it might be sometime before she gets things under control