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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:50 pm
by Wingtear
quick stop before work, to throw in a certain co-worker who cannot stop bitching about all things negative in her life, even though it might be that she has to pick up 2 packs of cinnamon buns after work, instead of being happy that they don't have to pay back 5000€ of tax...

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:47 pm
by MRK
MRK walks into the quiet, dim cafe. Running a finger down a table she shudders at the amount of dust in the place...there are a few Vamps who are BOUND to notice. With a sigh she leaves to go straighten out her grandmother who has obviously been slacking in the cleaning department lately. She mentally reminds herself to get in touch with Ninna, cause the wood chipper needs to get working again...there are a few people who definitely need to be fed up to some hungry vamps!!

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:38 pm
by Wingtear
Ninna reminds Misty via a post-it note on the fridge/bloodbank that it's lily who operates the woodchipper, and that Ninna is under no circumstances to go near it, because she once almost fell in due to Bella-like clumsiness

Ninna would like to throw in her boss, because he was a splendid example of an analcavity today.

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:08 pm
by MRK
Misty only meant to bring it to Ninna's attention that her employees have been totally slacking *coughlilygrandmacough*

LOL...I found out grandma realized you were busy...so she has started to groom the pack herself...she can't have any slipshod hooligans running around her neighborhood ;)

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:53 am
by Wingtear
oh, right...
so THAT's why this place is a mess, Granny's been snuggling werevolves :shock:

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:42 pm
by SarahGoddard
Cousins, flatmates, stupid egotistical members of the male species who think they can do no wrong, are the prodigal returned and generally should be worshipped by all around them and are too gutless to say anything not on facebook or a text message....and their best mates too!!!

All into the chipper, to be put back together, just to be torn apart by the pack and then set on fire - just for good measure.

With a bow on - for added humiliation because they're not secure enough in their masculinity to just take it like a b.....

Ok I'm done :) :mrgreen:

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:11 pm
by animegaijingirl
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:45 pm
by SarahGoddard
just a tad :) Will update you when I sees you in person.

No idea what gorilla glue is but if its strong enough to glue gorillas back together its more than enough for that scrawny piece of...such and such

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:15 pm
by MRK
Wait, you mean there are members of the male species who DONT think they can do no wrong, and who dont believe themselves to be the prodigal returned??? Amazing!! :D


We will do as you wish! *calls to the back* Fire up the wood chipper!!!!

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:04 am
by Dazzled_by_Cullens
i would like to throw in those crazy mall people at Christmas time who think they they "own the mall" You know the ones who bring baby strollers with out a baby to be seen and bump into you and give you attitude and are mean and rude. I think many people have forgot the reason there are there...*ahem clears throat* CHRISTMAS!!! So my response is with said rude shopper is Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays it is funny the reaction you get.