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Lily... have you been drinking of the volturi special batch? Last night you called me soft and muschy? and now we're lethal all of a sudden?
I think high council means you work everywhere, all the time...

I got a call from the pack, the werewolf groomer have been doing more cuddling than actual grooming, so there have been a lot of tangly fur's the last days. I told them I would see what I can do about her...

ahhhh you caught me i had a little taste. but you are soft and muschy anyway because i love you!! lol. i do work everywhere all the time but its all good because i love my job! actually this is the best job i have ever had!

well, I'll second that! However, it really isn't the best payed one... I mean, the benefits are great (and so are the cuddles...) but still...
MRK, I might need a cuddle icon.
(someone, put wings to bed, she's delirious, needs sleep badly...)

ah the benefits are plenty enough for me to love this job. and i love to cuddle me with some bad vamps. yummo

So how would you join this?

you can check the vacancies on the first page if you want a job. if not please fill out a mail order form for a human you would like to donate you can contact myself, wingtear, Elizah or Lynz. Lynz is part time so i would PM her if anything. If you want a job, you get full employee benefits but since your new you have to train at the veggie cafe where the cullens like to visit. enjoy and welcome... please obey the rules we dont want to throw you in

sorry for the double post dont know what happend!

twilight813 wrote:but you are soft and muschy anyway because i love you!! ...//... If you want a job, you get full employee benefits

Remember to tell that FULL benefits only goes to staff above 18, junior staff have limited benefits.
And I'm NOT soft! I'm a big, bad dragon!
I had a few great cafe ideas at work today, do you think I remember them? NO.
And if anyone tries to throw me in today, please protect me (I spoke on the phone with mom for 15 mins while working...)

oh no! ill protect you its one of my duties of General Manager.. you have nothing to worry about!

I Suppose I should donate the couple hundred people taking up my Twilight time In RL?
If those people dissappear, I would be doing my job better

*Looks around for people to throw out*