Twilight Skits

[rapid_reader1]

LOL! That was soooo hilarious!!! And I've been reading the old SKIT threads (because they are sooo worth reading) and I'm pretty sure these are all there. Ah, the good old days...
Does anyone remember the name the frying pan got? Wasn't it like the golden frying pan....and I thought something happened to it.....LOVE bringing it back, though! EDIT: OHH! Was Bob the frying pan???

Seth: ACHOO!!!! *poofs everyone back to Italy, where some very dissappointed fangirls are still waiting for Edward to turn some yummy guys into vamps for them*
Jake: Where are we??
Seth: Where did Kool Aid man go?
Jake: I bet that bush was a MAGICAL BUSH!!! I WANT THE MAGICAL BUSH!!! *runs off to get it*
-Back to present time-
Alice (erm, Sith Lord Alice): OHHH! So that's what happened!
Rosalie: Was that bush even magical?
KAM: Nope. Well, maybe. I really don't know.
Rosalie: *wide eyed* So there might be a magical bush out there somewhere???
KAM: I guess so...I don't know...
Rosalie: I WILL GET IT BEFORE WOLF MAN!!!!
Director: HEY!! This isn't in my script!!!....But it's gold!! Follow that blond chick!!!!
Mike: Hey, uh, Mr. D? Can I go find my one true love???
Director: *distracted* Yeah, yeah, whatever kid.
Mike: Okie dokie!!! *skips off*
Alice: *snickers*
Director: HEY!! Where did my cast go?!?!? Where's Mike, Seth, Jake and that Edward kid?
KAM: *smacks non-existant forehead*


Uh, another question, what happened to Bella? Correct me if I'm wrong, but she just kind of poofed out.....

[DoNotFeartheDark]

(( *claps hands* Thank You! Actually, I've never seen the old skits, nor was a part of them. D: I wans't with The Lex when it broke down...but yours was a great follow-up!))

((Bella fell flat on her face XD))

((ugh, I think I used all my creative juices on that last one... COME ON PEOPLE!!!

[rapid_reader1]

Umm...Ummmmmmmmm....I really don't think I should write the SKIT after mine, so someone else go ahead......

[DoNotFeartheDark]

Heh, heh, I don't think i should either. *looks back*

Bella: Whale Boy! Sparkle like the glittery diamond of a person, you! Sparkle like our lives depend on it! SPARKLE!!
Edward: Hey whoa, cool your roll. I'm not a freaking Pokemon, love.
Bella: *stares at him for a moment* Nooo, that would only apply if I said; "WHALE BOI !! I CHOSE YOOOUU!! *waves arm in trainer motion and smacks Emmett in the eye*
Emmett: Banana Boy down!! *clutches eye*
Bella: *looks down at him* Suck it up, pansy! You're acting like a-
Mike: *explodes through wall* GAY LORD!! I SHALL SAVETH YOU AAAAALLLL!!!
Bella: Yeah. That sums it up.

I was actually funny right there! *hugs self*

[MuseAddict]

Heh, heh, I don't think i should either. *looks back*

Bella: Whale Boy! Sparkle like the glittery diamond of a person, you! Sparkle like our lives depend on it! SPARKLE!!
Edward: Hey whoa, cool your roll. I'm not a freaking Pokemon, love.
Bella: *stares at him for a moment* Nooo, that would only apply if I said; "WHALE BOI !! I CHOSE YOOOUU!! *waves arm in trainer motion and smacks Emmett in the eye*
Emmett: Banana Boy down!! *clutches eye*
Bella: *looks down at him* Suck it up, pansy! You're acting like a-
Mike: *explodes through wall* GAY LORD!! I SHALL SAVETH YOU AAAAALLLL!!!
Bella: Yeah. That sums it up.

I was actually funny right there! *hugs self*

FUNNY??? You're a freaking genius!
This is one of the funniest thing s I ever read in the thread!
=D

[19nomad90]

Heh, heh, I don't think i should either. *looks back*

Bella: Whale Boy! Sparkle like the glittery diamond of a person, you! Sparkle like our lives depend on it! SPARKLE!!
Edward: Hey whoa, cool your roll. I'm not a freaking Pokemon, love.
Bella: *stares at him for a moment* Nooo, that would only apply if I said; "WHALE BOI !! I CHOSE YOOOUU!! *waves arm in trainer motion and smacks Emmett in the eye*
Emmett: Banana Boy down!! *clutches eye*
Bella: *looks down at him* Suck it up, pansy! You're acting like a-
Mike: *explodes through wall* GAY LORD!! I SHALL SAVETH YOU AAAAALLLL!!!
Bella: Yeah. That sums it up.

I was actually funny right there! *hugs self*

I adore your skits I think they're all legendary

[DoNotFeartheDark]

SERIOUSLY??? Thanks!! I usually suck!!

MuseAddict...was your Avatar from Mortal Instruments?? ^_^ I ADORE that series

[rapid_reader1]

OMG I DO TOO!!!

When I was waiting to see New Moon, I meet this girl and we talked books and school for HOURS!!!! Best line I've ever been in.

[Cullen_Lover]

I went to see New Moon last night. It was FABULOUS!!! Omg but these kids in front of us were screaming at all the wrong times, like EVERY time Jacob came into the scene! It not even like okay not so annoying fan-girl screaming it's like, "I HAVE'NT READ THE BOOKS AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!" They obviously just went for Jacob or Edward, they totally did'nt know a thing about Twilight. And you could tell. They're like "WHAT!!" when Jacob and Bella don't kiss, and if they read the books they would've known it was in Eclipse, and when Edward asks Bella to marry him. In short, they totally ruined the movie, now I wish I went to the 10:00 show instead.

[DoNotFeartheDark]

OMG I DO TOO!!!

When I was waiting to see New Moon, I meet this girl and we talked books and school for HOURS!!!! Best line I've ever been in.

Pssh Lucky!! I waited with a bunch of like nine year olds who who so nuts at being past they're damn bedtime, I wanted to slap them.

But ah, unfortunately I can't do that. Apparently it's frowned upon in many countries.

I went to see New Moon last night. It was FABULOUS!!! Omg but these kids in front of us were screaming at all the wrong times, like EVERY time Jacob came into the scene! It not even like okay not so annoying fan-girl screaming it's like, "I HAVE'NT READ THE BOOKS AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!" They obviously just went for Jacob or Edward, they totally did'nt know a thing about Twilight. And you could tell. They're like "WHAT!!" when Jacob and Bella don't kiss, and if they read the books they would've known it was in Eclipse, and when Edward asks Bella to marry him. In short, they totally ruined the movie, now I wish I went to the 10:00 show instead.

My situation was almost exactly like yours....only with nine year olds....and people in their thirties and forties screaming at the screen. AND SOME DUDE KEPT KICKING MY CHAIR!! I got so fed up with it, I turned around and said overly sweetly,

"Can you please stop kicking my chair? It's very rude." And smiled at him and sat down angrily.

Other than that, It was pretty freaking AwESOME.