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Re: Twilight Skits
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Re: Twilight Skits
Ahahaha! You are a genius!
*Bella and Edward in Paris*
Bella: Edward darling, can we please jump off the Eiffel tower? It'll be soooo much fun now that I can't like go SPLAT.
Edward:Of Course! I have always dreamed of doing that.
Bella: Oh, Edward this is so romantic.
*once at top*
Bella&Edward: One, Two Three, JUMP!
Bella:*while falling*Heeeeeeeeey Edwarrrrrrd,
Edward:Yeeeeaaaaah?*lips and cheeks flapping form falling fast.*
Bella: You know how cherry pits falling from buildings can dent cars? What about marble-heavy vampires falling from the Eiffel Tower onto paaaaaavemeeeeeennnnnttt?
Edward:
*hits pavement*
Bella&Edward: *looks around, slowly backing away from the people shaped indents in pavement while whistling*
Edward:*whispers out of side of mouth* unray!(run)
*while running*
Edward:Super Edward!!
*runs into bakery*
Bella: Is that RMD2?
Eward: OMDE it is!
RMD2: So I leave my fellow minion in the wrath of POTTY MAN and Mike, and I "POOF" myself to Paris. Is it really that bad? I THINK NOT!
Edward: He has a point.
Bella: Yes, yes he does.
*start eating croissants"
*THE LAIR*
RMD:Sneaky sneaky sneaky....
POTTY MAN:*in background still not noticing RMD is gone* I knew we should've had watermelon for dinner!
Mike:Nuh-uh
PT:Yuh-huh
RMD:*thinking* Looosers! Now where is that majical vortex that leads me back to Virginia?
PT:*yelling random stuff*RAINBOW!
Mike: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!
*Poofs in that guy from Mary Poppins*
GFMP: *singing* said it to me girl one night and now me girl's me wife! SUPERCALIFRAGI...
PT&Mike: OMDE SHUT UP!!!!!!
PT: I love how you say shut up.
Mike: I love how you say OMDE!
PT: Make up?
Mike: Yeah!
RMD: Oookkkaaaay. OOOH here's the vortex! *vortex is inside pink room full of plush toys, jumps into vortex*
Wait, this isn't a portal to Virginia... THIS LEADS TO THE LFSC!!!!NOOOOOOOooooOOOOOooo my beautiful world! I'm melting, MELTING! Wait.. wrong movie. Anyway... NOOOOoooOOOoooOoOoOoOo!!
LOL.
*Bella and Edward in Paris*
Bella: Edward darling, can we please jump off the Eiffel tower? It'll be soooo much fun now that I can't like go SPLAT.
Edward:Of Course! I have always dreamed of doing that.
Bella: Oh, Edward this is so romantic.
*once at top*
Bella&Edward: One, Two Three, JUMP!
Bella:*while falling*Heeeeeeeeey Edwarrrrrrd,
Edward:Yeeeeaaaaah?*lips and cheeks flapping form falling fast.*
Bella: You know how cherry pits falling from buildings can dent cars? What about marble-heavy vampires falling from the Eiffel Tower onto paaaaaavemeeeeeennnnnttt?
Edward:
*hits pavement*
Bella&Edward: *looks around, slowly backing away from the people shaped indents in pavement while whistling*
Edward:*whispers out of side of mouth* unray!(run)
*while running*
Edward:Super Edward!!
*runs into bakery*
Bella: Is that RMD2?
Eward: OMDE it is!
RMD2: So I leave my fellow minion in the wrath of POTTY MAN and Mike, and I "POOF" myself to Paris. Is it really that bad? I THINK NOT!
Edward: He has a point.
Bella: Yes, yes he does.
*start eating croissants"
*THE LAIR*
RMD:Sneaky sneaky sneaky....
POTTY MAN:*in background still not noticing RMD is gone* I knew we should've had watermelon for dinner!
Mike:Nuh-uh
PT:Yuh-huh
RMD:*thinking* Looosers! Now where is that majical vortex that leads me back to Virginia?
PT:*yelling random stuff*RAINBOW!
Mike: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!
*Poofs in that guy from Mary Poppins*
GFMP: *singing* said it to me girl one night and now me girl's me wife! SUPERCALIFRAGI...
PT&Mike: OMDE SHUT UP!!!!!!
PT: I love how you say shut up.
Mike: I love how you say OMDE!
PT: Make up?
Mike: Yeah!
RMD: Oookkkaaaay. OOOH here's the vortex! *vortex is inside pink room full of plush toys, jumps into vortex*
Wait, this isn't a portal to Virginia... THIS LEADS TO THE LFSC!!!!NOOOOOOOooooOOOOOooo my beautiful world! I'm melting, MELTING! Wait.. wrong movie. Anyway... NOOOOoooOOOoooOoOoOoOo!!
LOL.
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Re: Twilight Skits
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Re: Twilight Skits
please post !
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sry something is being weird when you post...
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Re: Twilight Skits
rapid_reader1 wrote:HAHA!! I love Adam Lambert!!! American Idol isn't the same without him! That was soooo funny!
Alice: Edward, why is Jasper screaming about Yankees?
Edward: THE NAME IS EDWARDICUS!
Alice: Edward, do you remember when I thought I was Sith Lord Alice? Well it's just a phase. It'll pass. You are not Edwardicus. Repeat that.
Edward: You are not Edwardicus.
Alice: sigh.
Adam Lambert: *eye twitch* What is wrong with you people!?!?!?!?
Jasper: YANKEES!!!!!!
Taylor Swift: You belong with meeeeee....
Alice: What is she doing here?
Edward: Haven't you heard? She's waiting at your back door. *Jazz-Hands TS away*
Bella: WHO'S WAITING AT YOUR BACK DOOR!?!?!?
Edward: Not MY back door!
Megan Fox: mmph!!!
Adam Lambert: MEGAN FOX!!!!! OMG!!
Alice: . . . he just lost some of his cool points.
Spongebob: Yeah...
Bella: What are YOU doing here!?!?!? Shouldn't you be handing out with the stupid book series that won the Kids Choice Award for best books? A stupid book series, I might add, that won over the TWILIGHT SAGA? And the VAMPIRE DIARIES series!?!?!? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!? HOW DID WE GET BEAT BY A SILLY KIDS SERIES!?!?!?!?!?
Alice: Bella, calm down. It's just a bunch of kids who voted. They're the next generation of Team Edward/Jacob lovers.
Edward: You know what the difference between Team Edward kids and Team Jacob kids?
Alice: No, what?
Bella: Isn't it obvious? Jacob is sparklier(SP) that Edward. Those teens got style
Edward: GASP!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! MEGAN FOX AND I ARE LEAVING!!!!!
Ok...that was sooo random! But it was fun to vent about that award
Was this post here b4 or was it edited cause im pretty sure when i wrote the one after oit that wasnmt there. I'm confused!!
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Re: Twilight Skits
I think we were both writing at the same time! Sorry! Let's just skip mine and go with yours =)
I got lotsa homework, so I'll post later =) KEEP UP THE AWESOME SKITS!!!!!
I got lotsa homework, so I'll post later =) KEEP UP THE AWESOME SKITS!!!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits
Nooooo skipping!! They're too awesome to be skipped!! MERGER. MERGE. THEY BOTH HAPPENED.
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Re: Twilight Skits
Well they kind of make sense together. Megan Fox, Edwardicus, good times. Sorry, but I've got writers block.
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Re: Twilight Skits
yeah! im a part of alesw!
and i was going to write something, but i got confused. are the mushrooms my shroom people? with their batman leader? or are they a different mushroom people?
and i was going to write something, but i got confused. are the mushrooms my shroom people? with their batman leader? or are they a different mushroom people?