Twilight Skits

[Artemis Cullen]

Skit dead remember.

[rapid_reader1]

I'll try writting a SKIT, and thanks Artemis!!

Rosaliechicken: Stop being such a (cluck) baby, Bella, and go after him!!!
Bellacow: But, Rose, (moo) I don't want people seeing me looking like a cow!!!
Rosaliechicken: Fine, I'll go after him. At least I'm a cute chicken (cluck)!
Bellacow: I knew I looked bad!!!
Emmettchicken: *gives Rose a mean look*
Jakechicken: Hay, blonde, (cluck) leave her alone.
Nessiecow: YAY JAKE!!! *hugs* (moo)
Bellacow: Thanks Jake. EDWARD (moo) I'M COMING!!! *runs off to find Edward, but runs into a door*
Jakechicken: *whispers to Emmett* She'll never change.
Emmettchicken: You got that right

Yeah, I know it's short, but I couldn't think of anything!!!

[dandyvampgirl_13]

*smacks forehead* I'm sorry I'm so skit dead people!

Emmettchicken: *cluck Now what?
Jakechicken: Hey Emmett *cluck*, guess what?
Emmettchicken: *cluck* What?
Jakechicken: Chicken butt. *cluck*
Emmettchicken: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA.... *looks at butt* Um, Rose? *cluck*
Rosaliechicken: *cluck* What?
Emmettchicken: Does my *cluck* butt look *cluck* fat to you?
Rosaliechicken: No Emmett, it *cluck* doesn't.
Alicechicken: *clcuk* No one's listening to me! I wanna find Jazzy!
Carlislechicken: Then just *cluck* go already!
Alicechicken: FINE THEN! I see where I stand! *clucks*
Emmettchicken: Uh... right there *cluck*
Alicechicken: *CLUCK* FINE! I'LL JUST LEAVE! *flys away*
Esmecow: *mooo* But chickens can't fly!?
Carlislechicken: Just spread your wings, Alice!
Nessiecow: Jakey *mooo* I want Mommy and Daddy! Can we go *moo* find them?
Jakechicken: Fine Nessie *cluck*, we'll go find them.
Nessiecow: *MOOOOYAAAYYYOOOOOOO*
*They run off to find Mommy and Daddy*
Esmecow: Everyone *moooooooo* left!
Emmettchicken: And what are Rose and I, next door neighbors?!
Carlisechicken: *cluck* Well, maybe we should follow them?
Esmecow: That sounds *moooo* sensible. Carlisle and I will follow Alice...
Emmettchicken: And Rose and I *cluck* follow the yellow brick road?
Rosaliechicken: No *cluck!* We Follow Jake and Nessie and Bella who are finding *cluck* Edward.
Emmettchicken: *cluck* Awwwwww...

Unfgh, lame skit. Soryy, but continue on!

[WinniePony]

Omg! Sorry I haven't been on... I had homework. Pathetic, I know. I'll have some better excuses next time. Like... OH! I WENT TO A HORSE SHOW THIS WEEKEND! It was so rad. I got 10th in Eq!!!!! (out of 63, so don't laugh at how pathetic I am. I wasn't expecting to win anything) And Losa (horse) was so good! She was amazing. Yay! But I'm surprised I'm not like dead from OD'ing on diet coke. I must've had like 12 of those this weekend. So everyone should be happy for me. YAY!!!

BellaCow: Ow.
AliceChicken: Jeez Bella, are you (cluck) okay?
BellaCow: NO! MAKE THE ORANGES GO AWAY!
EsmeCow: Bella? (moo) Are you okay dear?
BellaCow: *dreamy look on her face* Of COURSE ladybugs (moo) can get the measles, Nessie.
NessieCow: Um...
CarlisleChicken: ACTUALLY Bella, they can't. You (cluck) see, I did my graduate thesis on it. Their (cluck) unique form of cellular respiration actually prohibits the formation of (cluck) the enzyme that catalyzes the reproduction of the bacteria which (cluck) causes the disease. *smug smile*
BellaCow: THE PICKLES ARE COMING! THE PICKLES (moo) ARE COMING! Pansy, bring me my underwear.
CarlisleChicken: I recommend bed rest and fluids.
EsmeCow: *leading Bella upstairs* Come on Bella dear, let's get you (moo) to bed.
AliceChicken: Right. Now we (cluck) need to save Jasper. It seems that if I want that witch, (cluck) I'll have to get her myself.
JakeChicken: We'll help.
EmmettChicken: Because we're so rad.
JakeChicken: You know it.
CarlisleChicken: Actually boys, I recommend (cluck) bed rest and fluid for you too. Chickens CAN get the measles. Have you had your shots?
EmmettChicken: Been there, clucked that, got the t-shirt!
JakeChicken: Heh...Yeah. Same here. *shifty eyes*
*Alice poofs out, presumably to look for Angela, although you can never tell with Alice. Freakish pixie has her own agenda.*
AliceChicken: I heard that!
*Alice poofs out again, after making her worthless comment on my fabulous commentary. Stupid chicken.*

Lame, I know. But my brain is too fried to deal with splitting the Cullens into multiple groups right now, and trying to keep track of them all. My diet coke crashed a second ago, and my head hurts now.

Edit: Oops! Sorry dandy, I didn't see yours. But I'm too lazy to fix it, so just ignore mine and let the Cullens go traipsing all over the countryside.We get to see Eddie again.

[dandyvampgirl_13]

Ah, screw mine, yours is wayyyy funnier!

[Artemis Cullen]

Haha! Both of your's are funny.

What we could do is say that Bella stayed home. Nessie, Jacob, Rosalie, and Emmett went after Edward. And that Alice, Carlisle and Esme, went after Jasper and D3.

[WinniePony]

Good idea Artemis. And dandy, yours was good too! We can't just ignore it. It would be wasteful. Ehmigawd! Creepy little screamy guy! Heh. That was fun. Anybody want to continue, so that I can add on? Or maybe I'll just keep making faces at myself and laughing at them... GOATEE!!!

[rapid_reader1]

YAY!!! THE SKIT THREAD IS ALIVE AGAIN!!! *dances*

Both of those SKITS were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny! Uh, I'm half asleep at the moment (just finished homework...) so I won't write anything. But I HEART the story line!!!

[WinniePony]

Gah. I want to post a skit! I'm trying to procrastinate doing my history, and I can't, because I was the last person to post one! Shame shame people. Make with the clickety clickety typety typety. GOATEE!!!

[rapid_reader1]

Alright, I think we should all vote right now as to weither or not it's okay to write another SKIT even in you were the last person to post one. Obviously, don't write SKIT after SKIT after SKIT in one day, but, you know, if no one posts anything in over, like, 24 hours, and you have an idea, shouldn't you be able to write it?