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Re: Twilight Skits
wow
I haven't been on the lex in forever
I missed skits so much!
ahh.. how could I have lived without it?
I'm very inexperienced at Skits right now so I probably won't post anything until I understand what's going on
I haven't been on the lex in forever
I missed skits so much!
ahh.. how could I have lived without it?
I'm very inexperienced at Skits right now so I probably won't post anything until I understand what's going on
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Re: Twilight Skits
Hey lidiacriss, Welcome back.
We missed you! ... Well I did!
We missed you! ... Well I did!
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Re: Twilight Skits
Mmm, hey Lidia!
*taps foot and waits for more people to post...*
*taps foot and waits for more people to post...*
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Re: Twilight Skits
EDIT: whoops, sorry guys I messed up so I'm going to edit this and make it longer.
Rosalie chicken:*sobbing* I'm a chicken, cluck, I'm hideous
Carlisle Chicken: cluck, I wanna be a cow!!!! this is not cluck fair!!!!!!!!!! A cow. how hard is it for you people to understand *starts to cry*
Emmett` cow: it's okay rosie-poo you are one sexy chicken
Nessie:*still crying* I want my Jakey!, I don't wanna be, moo, a cow
Emmett cow: why, moo is everyone so sad *Starts to cry* I just can't stand it
Alice chicken: *giggling and pointing at emmett* look! a cowsie, ooooohh ha ha *points at Carlisle* ooooh don't be sad funny chocken, cluck *looks down at self* I'm a chicken! *starts rolling on the floor laughing* that. is. so. funny!
Esme cow: um Alice?
Bellacow: what's with her?
Carlisle: *dine crying* hmmf, I don't want to be a chicken, hmmph *starts rubbing hands together like and evil scientist* you'll regret this one day, mark my words you will regret this! *evil laugh* cluck
Nessiecow: where's sexy JAkey, I'm scared of moo carlisle cow
Jake chicken: don't come near me, you're a cow
Bella: what's your deal Jacob seriously!
Jake: well....... if you want to know the truth......... i'm scared of cows
Bella: oh well it's okay Jakey we're not really cows
Jacob: *laughing* I can't believe you fell for that cluck, Sucker!
Rosalie chicken:*sobbing* I'm a chicken, cluck, I'm hideous
Carlisle Chicken: cluck, I wanna be a cow!!!! this is not cluck fair!!!!!!!!!! A cow. how hard is it for you people to understand *starts to cry*
Emmett` cow: it's okay rosie-poo you are one sexy chicken
Nessie:*still crying* I want my Jakey!, I don't wanna be, moo, a cow
Emmett cow: why, moo is everyone so sad *Starts to cry* I just can't stand it
Alice chicken: *giggling and pointing at emmett* look! a cowsie, ooooohh ha ha *points at Carlisle* ooooh don't be sad funny chocken, cluck *looks down at self* I'm a chicken! *starts rolling on the floor laughing* that. is. so. funny!
Esme cow: um Alice?
Bellacow: what's with her?
Carlisle: *dine crying* hmmf, I don't want to be a chicken, hmmph *starts rubbing hands together like and evil scientist* you'll regret this one day, mark my words you will regret this! *evil laugh* cluck
Nessiecow: where's sexy JAkey, I'm scared of moo carlisle cow
Jake chicken: don't come near me, you're a cow
Bella: what's your deal Jacob seriously!
Jake: well....... if you want to know the truth......... i'm scared of cows
Bella: oh well it's okay Jakey we're not really cows
Jacob: *laughing* I can't believe you fell for that cluck, Sucker!
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Re: Twilight Skits
Ummm, Lidia not to be mean or anything, but Carlisle is supposed to be an animal. Only Edward isn't an animal 'cause he wasn't and still isn't there.
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Re: Twilight Skits
*laughs*
For a second, Art, I thought you were talking to me! Haha.
Eeeep, short skits!
C'mon people, get your funny on! Write!
(cuz I'm kinda brain dead again..)
For a second, Art, I thought you were talking to me! Haha.
Eeeep, short skits!
C'mon people, get your funny on! Write!
(cuz I'm kinda brain dead again..)
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Haha! Dandy I'm not going to call you 'Lidia' outside the Maifa thread!
I'm not going to write another skit 'casue that last one (I wrote) pretty much took all the skit idea's I had, that's why I said: "And hopefully the idea will evolve from there." (On Pg 6.)
I'm not going to write another skit 'casue that last one (I wrote) pretty much took all the skit idea's I had, that's why I said: "And hopefully the idea will evolve from there." (On Pg 6.)
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Re: Twilight Skits
okay you guys, I edited my post, made Carlisle a chicken and made my SKIT longer.
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Haha! Lidia that was so much more funny than the first!
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Re: Twilight Skits
Omg!!! I've missed skits so much, I've just had no time. Welcome back lidia!! So I'll try, but I'm a little rusty. Stupid math teacher, taking up all my time.
RosalieChicken: Okay people, (cluck) focus!
EmmettChicken: *laughing* HAHA you said (cluck) people!
JakeChicken: Ha! Blondie should've been (cluck) a golden retriever!
RosalieChicken:
AliceChicken: Heh. (cluck) But seriously guys, we need to think of a way to save (cluck) Jasper.
BellaCow: Yeah, we (moo) really should save him.
RosalieChicken: I TOLD (cluck) you, there's really no (cluck) point. Once I get my hands (cluck) on him, he's dead.
EmmettChicken: HAHA YOU SAID (cluck) HANDS! Well I don't know about you Rosie posie, but (cluck) all I have are these freaky little twiggy things. (cluck)
JakeChicken: I know! (cluck) What happened to sexy Jakey's bulging (cluck) muscles?!
NessieCow: Don't (moo) worry Jakey, I still think your muscles are (moo) sexy.
JakeChicken: Uh... Cluck?
EsmeCow: Poor Jasper, all alone and afraid. We (moo) really should save him.
CarlisleChicken: I don't (cluck) WANT to be a chicken! I WANT TO BE (cluck) AN EMO BOY!!!
EsmeCow: Don't worry (moo) sweetie, we'll get those nasty kids to (moo) change you back.
CarlisleChicken: *sniffs* Promise? (cluck)
EsmeCow: Promise. Moo.
AliceChicken: Excellent. And now (cluck) we plan.
Everyone: (cluck, moo)
*in an abandoned warehouse, where Jasper is tied (with ropes, which he is magically not using his vampy strength to break...I know, I'm confused too) in the corner*
Bellona: It's (dun dun dun dun) THE REVENGE OF THE TALKING FARM ANIMALS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---
Medea: Bellona!! What the heck are you doing?!
Iah: She's being Bellona. What does it look like?
Medea: But where the heck did she get that from?
Iah: We may never know....
Bellona: Because I sure don't!
Iah: *slaps forehead*
Medea: *slaps Bellona*
Bellona: Ow.
Heh. I hope it was funny enough for you peeps. Heh. PEEPS. Cuz they're chickens... I know, that wasn't funny. OH and I put all the clucks and moos in parentheses, because it was getting a little confusing to read. I hope that makes everything clearer...
RosalieChicken: Okay people, (cluck) focus!
EmmettChicken: *laughing* HAHA you said (cluck) people!
JakeChicken: Ha! Blondie should've been (cluck) a golden retriever!
RosalieChicken:
AliceChicken: Heh. (cluck) But seriously guys, we need to think of a way to save (cluck) Jasper.
BellaCow: Yeah, we (moo) really should save him.
RosalieChicken: I TOLD (cluck) you, there's really no (cluck) point. Once I get my hands (cluck) on him, he's dead.
EmmettChicken: HAHA YOU SAID (cluck) HANDS! Well I don't know about you Rosie posie, but (cluck) all I have are these freaky little twiggy things. (cluck)
JakeChicken: I know! (cluck) What happened to sexy Jakey's bulging (cluck) muscles?!
NessieCow: Don't (moo) worry Jakey, I still think your muscles are (moo) sexy.
JakeChicken: Uh... Cluck?
EsmeCow: Poor Jasper, all alone and afraid. We (moo) really should save him.
CarlisleChicken: I don't (cluck) WANT to be a chicken! I WANT TO BE (cluck) AN EMO BOY!!!
EsmeCow: Don't worry (moo) sweetie, we'll get those nasty kids to (moo) change you back.
CarlisleChicken: *sniffs* Promise? (cluck)
EsmeCow: Promise. Moo.
AliceChicken: Excellent. And now (cluck) we plan.
Everyone: (cluck, moo)
*in an abandoned warehouse, where Jasper is tied (with ropes, which he is magically not using his vampy strength to break...I know, I'm confused too) in the corner*
Bellona: It's (dun dun dun dun) THE REVENGE OF THE TALKING FARM ANIMALS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---
Medea: Bellona!! What the heck are you doing?!
Iah: She's being Bellona. What does it look like?
Medea: But where the heck did she get that from?
Iah: We may never know....
Bellona: Because I sure don't!
Iah: *slaps forehead*
Medea: *slaps Bellona*
Bellona: Ow.
Heh. I hope it was funny enough for you peeps. Heh. PEEPS. Cuz they're chickens... I know, that wasn't funny. OH and I put all the clucks and moos in parentheses, because it was getting a little confusing to read. I hope that makes everything clearer...
Some things exist, whether you believe in them or not. ~Valiant by Holly Black