Okay, I'll write it, since I kinda have time. Actually I'm doing biology right now, but nobody will know if I stick in a quick skit.
So, sorry if it's rushed. It's late, I'm tired, and I'm taking a test tomorrow. On Saturday. Life is cruel.
EmmettChicken: This looks like a (cluck) job for...
JakeChicken: DOUBLE OH EIGHT!!!
EmmettChicken: Isn't it double oh seven?
JakeChicken: Not where I come from.
EmmettChicken: Okay. DOUBLE OH EIGHT AND (cluck) DOUBLE OH NINE!!!
BellaCow: Would you two PLEASE stay (moo) out of this?
EmmettChicken: Not a chance. We are *pulls out mirrored sunglasses* SUPER COOL (cluck) NINJA SPIES...IN DISGUISE!!!
JakeChicken: You (cluck) said it bro!
EmmettChicken: Now come! We must (cluck) capture Angela and restore our manly muscles of (cluck) manliness! Because we are manly!
JakeChicken: I know, we're rad.
RosalieChicken: Omg! Would you two lovebirds stop (cluck) making faces at each other?
JakeChicken: I DENY EVERYTHING.
JakeChicken: *stage whispers* Come on Emmett! Let's go (cluck) 008 and 009 that witch!
*Jake and Emmett leave to kidnap Angela*
AliceChicken: Right. Cluck. Now that they're out of the (cluck) way, what's the real plan?
BellaCow: I think we should--
*Emmett and Jake reappear with a burlap bag...it is squirming. I wonder why. Could these two, in fact, have actually...succeeded?*
JakeChicken: Got her!
EmmettChicken: Yep. We're cool.
RosalieChicken: Excellent. Let's make her sing.
Dun dun dun dun. That's all I have time for. Sorry. But I have to write about the difference between cellular respiration and fermentation, and if mitochondria were at one time, prokaryotic. Ugh. Have fun without me.
Some things exist, whether you believe in them or not. ~Valiant by Holly Black