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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:56 pm

Haha! That was funny r_r, great job! :lol: by the way; Angela wasn't kidnaped, Jasper was. :geek:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby WinniePony » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:25 pm

Ooh, but kidnapping Angela would be funny. Like they kidnap her, and "torture" her to get her to reveal that she's a witch and make her turn them all back. Heh. And then Mike Newton comes and sprays everyone with fairy dust. :P
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:27 pm

LOL! Sounds hilarious!!! I would write it, but I was the last person to write a SKIT, so that might be kinda wierd....:P
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby WinniePony » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:01 am

Okay, I'll write it, since I kinda have time. Actually I'm doing biology right now, but nobody will know if I stick in a quick skit. :D So, sorry if it's rushed. It's late, I'm tired, and I'm taking a test tomorrow. On Saturday. Life is cruel.

EmmettChicken: This looks like a (cluck) job for...
JakeChicken: DOUBLE OH EIGHT!!!
EmmettChicken: Isn't it double oh seven?
JakeChicken: Not where I come from. 8-)
EmmettChicken: Okay. DOUBLE OH EIGHT AND (cluck) DOUBLE OH NINE!!!
BellaCow: Would you two PLEASE stay (moo) out of this?
EmmettChicken: Not a chance. We are *pulls out mirrored sunglasses* SUPER COOL (cluck) NINJA SPIES...IN DISGUISE!!!
JakeChicken: You (cluck) said it bro!
EmmettChicken: Now come! We must (cluck) capture Angela and restore our manly muscles of (cluck) manliness! Because we are manly!
JakeChicken: I know, we're rad. 8-)
EmmettChicken: 8-)
JakeChicken: ;)
EmmettChicken: ;)
RosalieChicken: Omg! Would you two lovebirds stop (cluck) making faces at each other?
JakeChicken: I DENY EVERYTHING.
*awkward silence*
JakeChicken: *stage whispers* Come on Emmett! Let's go (cluck) 008 and 009 that witch!
EmmettChicken: Kay.
*Jake and Emmett leave to kidnap Angela*
AliceChicken: Right. Cluck. Now that they're out of the (cluck) way, what's the real plan?
BellaCow: I think we should--
*Emmett and Jake reappear with a burlap bag...it is squirming. I wonder why. Could these two, in fact, have actually...succeeded?*
EmmettChicken: Cluck!
JakeChicken: Got her!
RosalieChicken: Seriously?
EmmettChicken: Yep. We're cool. 8-)
RosalieChicken: Excellent. Let's make her sing. :twisted:

Dun dun dun dun. That's all I have time for. Sorry. But I have to write about the difference between cellular respiration and fermentation, and if mitochondria were at one time, prokaryotic. Ugh. Have fun without me.
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:13 pm

Emmettchicken: we are so cool
Jakechicken:*Starts singing the jaws themesong while opening bag*
Rosaliechicken: there's nothing (cluck)in there
Emmett: what? There is too
Jakechicken: yeah, there is, (cluck)we're so rad
Emmett:totally rad
Bellacow: :roll: just finish opening (moo)the stupid bag
Jakechicken: fine whatever *continues to open bag*
*Jessica falls out of the bag*
Alicechicken: that's. not. angela :evil:
Emmett:umm.... but... we're still rad right
Alice: :evil: no
Esmecow: Emmett,(moo) jacob, go put jessica back were she belongs and go get angela
Jessica: wtf is going on
Bellacow: uh... moo?
Jessica: this is soo freaking intensely weird
*emmett and jake sneak up on her with bag, and put her in it*
Jessica: *muffled screams*
Carlisle: *whining* hurry up, I wanna be a real boy
Rosaliechicken: :roll:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:46 pm

THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!! Great job!!! :lol:

*Emmett and Jake poof away*
Bellacow: Remember when Edward used to (moo) do that all the time? :lol:
Rosaliechicken: Yeah. He was also (cluck) chased by those CFG's (Crazy Fan Girls), right?
Bellacow: *giggle* Oh yeah, (moo) I forgot about that!!!
*Emmett and Jake poof back*
Emmettchicken: We got her!!!
Jakechicken: Yeah! And I even (cluck) checked this time!!! :D
Rosaliechicken: Wow. How, uh, smart. (cluck)
Bellacow: It was (moo) VERY smart, Jake.
Jakechicken: Uh, (cluck) thanks Bells.
*Bag flies out of Jakes hands*
Emmettchicken: JAKE!! She was so hard to catch!! She kept poofing everywhere!!!
Rosaliechicken: You mean she can (cluck) still poof everywhere!?!?!?!?
Jakechicken: Uh, (cluck) yeah.
*everyone hears poof inside the bag. Rosalie tackles Jake to the ground*

Uh, ok, not my best, but better than nothing!! :D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:51 am

Jakechicken: hey now (cluck) blondie, you can't (cluck) do this to me, we need to (cluck) get angela
RosalieChicken: don't (cluck) try to reason with me (cluck) you moron!
Nessiecow: NO! don't(moo) hurt sexy jakey *starts sobbing*
Jakechicken: yeah listen to the fat cow!
Bellacow: *advanced towards Jake* DON'T CALL(MOO) MY BABY A FAT COW
Jakechicken: now ladies there's no need to get mad *backs towards wall*
*rosalie and Bella advance towards Jake*
Alicechicken: :evil: STOP WASTING TIME!!!! WE(CLUCK) NEED TO SAVE JASPER!! AND GET OUT OF ANIMAL FORM
Carlisle: I wanna be a real boy!!!
Alice: SHUT UP CARLISLE!
Carlislechicken: *wimpering* okay
Esmecow: we need to find a practical approach to this. I just need to think of one
Bella:*suddenly breaks down sobbing* I miss (moo) eddie-poo *continues to sob*
Alice: PULL IT TOGETHER BELLA :evil:
Bella: *still sobbing* I. Want. Edward *sob*
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:20 pm

No ones posted in 2 DAYS!!! *panic attack* I think we need to brainstorm some ways to get more people interested in the SKITS thread!!!!!!!

Uh, and a quick question: What did happen to Edward and why isn't he an animal like the rest of them?
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:59 pm

rapid_reader1 wrote:No ones posted in 2 DAYS!!! *panic attack* I think we need to brainstorm some ways to get more people interested in the SKITS thread!!!!!!!

Uh, and a quick question: What did happen to Edward and why isn't he an animal like the rest of them?


Oh! That's easy because Edward is still pushing Jane (Who is inside a wooden bunny shaped-thingy) around town. :geek: You could also go to page 6 and read 'MuseAddict' first post on the page. Hope that helps you out r_r. :)
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:58 pm

ugh... someone needs to post a new skit
I wrote the last one so I can't write again
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