Hellz yes! ALESW team go!!
That was over a MONTH?!
Jasper: *in reading glasses and in therapist chair* So....Master did what?
Random Mushroom Dude: *lying down on sofa* Meep.
Jasper: I see. Now how does that make you feel?
Jasper: *nods head importantly* Right, right. Now, *takes of glasses Superman Style* I have reason to suggest that you are, in fact, in the wrong fandom. For one thing, you do not sparkle, and secondly, I have no idea of what you have been going off about for about an hour. So I suggest that you tell your *makes quotation marks* "Master" that-
*wall behind him explodes*
Edward: *in a speedo* EDWARDICUS HAS COME FOR YOU, LOYAL MINION!!
Jasper: *eyes wide* I have reason to believe that I certainly do not want to turn around.
Edward: *leaps on the back of Jasper's chair* EDWARDICUS SHALL SING A VICTORY SONG NOW WHILE THOU LOYAL MUSHROOM MAN ESCAPES.
Jasper: *eyes go even wider* Yep. Don't do it, Jasper.
Edward: *deep breath* HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHH.....
Edward: TINKLE, TINKLE
Edward: LITTEL STARRRRRRRR
Edward: HOW I WONDER
Edward: How you sparkle much more than Edwardicus does!
Jasper: *sighs and pinches bridge of nose*
Edward: Which, by the way, you can't because of course, Edwardicus is the most sparkliest person ALIVE.
Jasper: Edward, you're dead.
Edward: SILENCE OR I WILL SEVERLY INJURE YOU
RMD: Actually, Tinkerbell is probably more sparklier than you
Jasper: Yeah, probably- wait. You can speak english??
THEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN 'MEEP'ING ABOUT FOR THE LAST HOUR OF MY LIFE??
Edward: TRAITOR!! EDWARDICUS MUST SEVERLY INJURE YOU NOW, MINION
Edward: *waves jazz hands and there is an audible tinkling sound*
Jasper: Edward, I don't think-
*there is a boom of lightning and the Random Mushroom Dude disappears in a flash of smoke*
Edward: HA! EDWARDICUS EXECUTES JUSTICE!! *dances*
Jasper: *turn* Edward, you need to really stop talking in third perso-
*at this point, Edward is still on the back of Jasper's chair and is belly dancing in his speedo*
Jasper: OH MY GOD!! *clutches eyes and topples backwards*