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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:14 pm

I knoooow...but I'm just saying that they didn't know what they were, cause they sparkled.

:D thanks!

***racks brain for funnyness*** I've got to go find it....

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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby edward x lover » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:07 pm

Alice-*yanks mind control device off the back of her neck* ew!!! this so doesn't match my outfit *chucks it back at Jane* you can sooo keep this
Jane-Nooo!!!!!! my evil plan is falling apart. I'm melting I'm melting I'm-
Edward-no you're not
Jane-crap! *poofs back to Italy*
Jake-hurray Wolfie Man has done it again!
Everyone-*cheers*
Edward-did I just cheer for Jacob *runs to wash mouth out with soap*
*Lights flick off again and when they return everyone is suddenly at the cullen house again*
Edward-My brain is going to explode WHY do we keep changing locations in the dark!
Bella-I'm not sure but this usually means that we are about to do something funny/stupid/awesome that the skit girls come up with :)
Edward-oh right *still scrubbing tongue with soap*
*door bursts open and mushroom people walk in* (anyone remember them)
Edward-MY PEASANTS! YOU HAVE RETURNED TO YOUR MASTER
Bella- *facepalm*
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:44 pm

GUYYSS COME BACKK!! THE SKIT IS DYING!!!


Edward: Now come for wonderful peasants, time for a story.
Mushroom people: YAY!!
Emmett: Sounds FUUNNN!!
Jake: *examining himself in a mirror* Do these tights make my butt look absolutely GINORMOUS??
Bella: OH GOD

----5 hours later----
Edward:.....and then I was like WOAH, and she was like, WOAH!! and I was like, WOOOAHHH!!! and she was like woahhhh....
Jake: *snores*
Mushroom people: *snores*
Edward: And THAT my good people, is the story of Edwardicus's last day in yoga class.
Emmett: That wasn't a very fun story....
Bella: OH MY GOD Edward, you just wasted about five to six hours of my life.
Edward: Oh my love. Let's not exaggerate. It was SO not fifty-six hours.
Bella: No I said-
Edward: And my lovely little sleeping peasants--wait- SLEEPING???!
Bella: Yeah they fell asleep once you started talking
Edward: THEY WILL ROAST IN WHEREVER BAD MUSHROOM FREAK THINGYS BURN AND I WILL STUFF THEM IN MY DINNER TONIGHT!!!!
Emmett: So what, you'll shove 'em down a mountain lion's throat??
Edward: SILENCE MINION!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:46 pm

Bella: Can-
Edward: SCILENCE!!!
Jake: :o OH NO YOU DID-ENT!!!!
Edward: OH YES I DID-ID
Bella: Stop!!!
Jake and Edward: Scilence!
Alice: *hits them in the head with a frying pan*
Mike: YAY!!!
jake and Edward: *Still not gay*
Mike: Aww :(
Emmett: Maybe next time buddy *wink*
everyone: :o *shudders*
Edward: Moving on...
Bella: I'm hungry.
Edward: Me to!
Mushroom People: OH NO!!!
*Bella and Edward skipping like they do in New Moon (movie)*
Jasper: MY EYES!!!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby purple_panda » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:53 am

le gasp! are these my shroom people? the ones with the purple bunnies and batman? ...or are they different mushroom people...
anyways, sorry i haven't been on in forever...*waits for cricket welcoming* thank you, my loyal crickets. i love you too...oh my, i've gone insane
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:57 pm

Please write more scripts!!!! :D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:46 pm

Um, I don't think the SKITS are doing so well right now....PLEASE POST MORE SKITS!!!!

Thank you!!! =)
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:17 pm

WE need a explosion of sugary goodnes!!! And I think we are the only SKIT writers here....We should form....

The AWESOME LEAGUE of EXTROADANARY SKIT WRITERS!! Or.....ALESW!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:57 pm

Lol, awesome! :D We should all put that into our siggy's!

I would write another SKIT, but I was the last person who posted. Though, granted, that was over one month ago....

ANYWAY, I'll write again if no one minds or has anything to write...
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:49 pm

Hellz yes! ALESW team go!!

That was over a MONTH?!

Jasper: *in reading glasses and in therapist chair* So....Master did what?

Random Mushroom Dude: *lying down on sofa* Meep.

Jasper: I see. Now how does that make you feel?

RMD: Meep.

Jasper: *nods head importantly* Right, right. Now, *takes of glasses Superman Style* I have reason to suggest that you are, in fact, in the wrong fandom. For one thing, you do not sparkle, and secondly, I have no idea of what you have been going off about for about an hour. So I suggest that you tell your *makes quotation marks* "Master" that-

*wall behind him explodes*

Edward: *in a speedo* EDWARDICUS HAS COME FOR YOU, LOYAL MINION!!

RMD: Meep.

Jasper: *eyes wide* I have reason to believe that I certainly do not want to turn around.

Edward: *leaps on the back of Jasper's chair* EDWARDICUS SHALL SING A VICTORY SONG NOW WHILE THOU LOYAL MUSHROOM MAN ESCAPES.

Jasper: *eyes go even wider* Yep. Don't do it, Jasper.

RMD: Meep.

Edward: *deep breath* HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHH.....

Jasper: Just.

Edward: TINKLE, TINKLE

Jasper: Don't.

Edward: LITTEL STARRRRRRRR

Jasper: Turn.

Edward: HOW I WONDER

Jasper: Around.

Edward: How you sparkle much more than Edwardicus does!

Jasper: *sighs and pinches bridge of nose*

Edward: Which, by the way, you can't because of course, Edwardicus is the most sparkliest person ALIVE.

Jasper: Edward, you're dead.

Edward: SILENCE OR I WILL SEVERLY INJURE YOU

RMD: Actually, Tinkerbell is probably more sparklier than you

Jasper: Yeah, probably- wait. You can speak english?? THEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN 'MEEP'ING ABOUT FOR THE LAST HOUR OF MY LIFE??

Edward: TRAITOR!! EDWARDICUS MUST SEVERLY INJURE YOU NOW, MINION

RMD: Meep.

Edward: *waves jazz hands and there is an audible tinkling sound*

Jasper: Edward, I don't think-

*there is a boom of lightning and the Random Mushroom Dude disappears in a flash of smoke*

Jasper: :shock: Holy shi-

Edward: HA! EDWARDICUS EXECUTES JUSTICE!! *dances*

Jasper: *turn* Edward, you need to really stop talking in third perso-

*at this point, Edward is still on the back of Jasper's chair and is belly dancing in his speedo*

Jasper: OH MY GOD!! *clutches eyes and topples backwards*
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