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*Jasper is poofed in the LFSC. Three weeks later...*
Jasper: *lying facedown* I can't believe I turned around. And I just said Oh, Edward.
Spongebob: *floats by on a giant Krabby Patty* I AM NOT PEE-COLORED!!!! *throws pickles angrily at an unresponsive Jasper*
Jasper: I'm going to explode. I'm going to combust. I have had it with Spongebob's complexes, the Director's screaming-
Jasper: SHUT UP, you IDIOT!!!
Spongebob: YOU'LL NEVAR CATCH ME LUCKY CHARMS, NEVAR!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Jasper: Bob needs to stop crying,
Bob: NOOOOO!! *sob* MY RIM IS DENTED.
Jasper: And Pete Wentz and Adam Lambert REALLY need to stop making out.
Adam Lambert: You're just jealous that I'm more sparklier than you.
Jasper: ARE NOT.
Adam Lambert: AM TOO. I GOT SPARKLES UP THE WAZOO
Adam Lambert: Oh yeah. WANNA SEE, TINKERBELL??
*random wall explodes and Edward flies in, still in his speedos*
Edward: UNWANTED, UNDER-PREVILEDGED CHARACTERS THAT PALE IN COMPARISON TO ME!!
Jasper: SON OF TUSCALOOSA.
Jasper: HELP ME ROBERT LEE
Everyone: YEAH!! *rips off clothes to reveal sparkly speedos*
Edward: COME LOVELIES!!! And Megan Fox!!
*Megan Fox is draped around Edward's shoulder and turns toward Jasper, duct tape around her mouth and tied with rope, waving frantically.*
Megan Fox: MMMmmph!! (help me)
Edward: WE SHALL NOW RIVERDANCE IN OUR SPECTACULAR SPEEDOS!! HAHAHA
*everyone but Jasper lines up in their spectacular sparkly speedos and, dear God, RIVERDANCE*
Jasper: MYY EEYYYEsss!! MY POOR INNOCENCE IS DIMINISHING.
Director: This is so freeing! *bellydances*
Jasper: *sobs* DUDE, YOU NEED A FRIGGIN WAX *collapes and has a seizure*
Jasper: *head smacks up and eye twitches.* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Edward: *turns to the Director and points manly wand at him, which has convieniently appeared* YOUU. NO ONE SHALL BELLYDANCE IN EDWARDICUSES--
Jasper: *hysterically and hicupping* Lol, Edwardicuses. Lol. *sob* L-o-freaking-l *rocking in fetal position*
Edward: RIVERDANCE LINE. BLASPHEMOUS TRAITOR!!
Jasper: Big word....big word....*laughs hysterically, eye twitching*
Director: *still bellydancing* Sorry, I don't speak old guy.
Director: *still bellydancing*
*waves awesome jazz hands once again and there is a tinkling sound*
Director: NOOO!! I can't disappear!! WHERE DO I GO?? We're already in the LFSC.
Pete Wentz: Technically, you haven't been forgotten anymore. You're in a skit right now.
Edward: YES. LISTEN TO THE EMO GAY BASSIST.
Pete Wentz: I'M NOT--
*Director poofs away*
Adam Lambert: So wait.....where are
we? If this isn't the LFSC...
Bob: We haven't been forgotten anymore.
Jasper:*looks around in paranoia and twitches, chuckling hysterically, then screams* I KNEW IT. THIS IS VIRGINIA. *points a shaky hand at everyone* YANKEES!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MANASSAS JUNCTION!!!!
Spongebob: Take what?
Jasper: YANKEESS!!! * shrieks and leaps toward them*
Edward: OH MY GOD JASPER
Whew, that was long.