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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:35 pm

:)
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:36 pm

Ahahaha! You are a genius!

*Bella and Edward in Paris*

Bella: Edward darling, can we please jump off the Eiffel tower? It'll be soooo much fun now that I can't like go SPLAT.

Edward:Of Course! I have always dreamed of doing that.

Bella: Oh, Edward this is so romantic.

*once at top*

Bella&Edward: One, Two Three, JUMP!

Bella:*while falling*Heeeeeeeeey Edwarrrrrrd,

Edward:Yeeeeaaaaah?*lips and cheeks flapping form falling fast.*

Bella: You know how cherry pits falling from buildings can dent cars? What about marble-heavy vampires falling from the Eiffel Tower onto paaaaaavemeeeeeennnnnttt?

Edward: :shock:

*hits pavement*

Bella&Edward: *looks around, slowly backing away from the people shaped indents in pavement while whistling*

Edward:*whispers out of side of mouth* unray!(run)

*while running*

Edward:Super Edward!!

*runs into bakery*

Bella: Is that RMD2?

Eward: OMDE it is!

RMD2: So I leave my fellow minion in the wrath of POTTY MAN and Mike, and I "POOF" myself to Paris. Is it really that bad? I THINK NOT!

Edward: He has a point.

Bella: Yes, yes he does.

*start eating croissants"

*THE LAIR*

RMD:Sneaky sneaky sneaky....

POTTY MAN:*in background still not noticing RMD is gone* I knew we should've had watermelon for dinner!

Mike:Nuh-uh

PT:Yuh-huh

RMD:*thinking* Looosers! Now where is that majical vortex that leads me back to Virginia?

PT:*yelling random stuff*RAINBOW!

Mike: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

*Poofs in that guy from Mary Poppins*

GFMP: *singing* said it to me girl one night and now me girl's me wife! SUPERCALIFRAGI...

PT&Mike: OMDE SHUT UP!!!!!!

PT: I love how you say shut up.

Mike: I love how you say OMDE!

PT: Make up?

Mike: Yeah!

RMD: Oookkkaaaay. OOOH here's the vortex! *vortex is inside pink room full of plush toys, jumps into vortex*
Wait, this isn't a portal to Virginia... THIS LEADS TO THE LFSC!!!!NOOOOOOOooooOOOOOooo my beautiful world! I'm melting, MELTING! Wait.. wrong movie. Anyway... NOOOOoooOOOoooOoOoOoOo!!




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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:38 pm

:D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:10 pm

please post !
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:53 pm

sry something is being weird when you post...
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Cullen_Lover » Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:01 pm

rapid_reader1 wrote:HAHA!! I love Adam Lambert!!! American Idol isn't the same without him! That was soooo funny!

Alice: Edward, why is Jasper screaming about Yankees?

Edward: THE NAME IS EDWARDICUS!

Alice: Edward, do you remember when I thought I was Sith Lord Alice? Well it's just a phase. It'll pass. You are not Edwardicus. Repeat that.

Edward: You are not Edwardicus.

Alice: sigh.

Adam Lambert: *eye twitch* What is wrong with you people!?!?!?!?

Jasper: YANKEES!!!!!!

Taylor Swift: You belong with meeeeee....

Alice: What is she doing here?

Edward: Haven't you heard? She's waiting at your back door. *Jazz-Hands TS away*

Bella: WHO'S WAITING AT YOUR BACK DOOR!?!?!?

Edward: Not MY back door!

Megan Fox: mmph!!!

Adam Lambert: MEGAN FOX!!!!! OMG!!

Alice: . . . he just lost some of his cool points.

Spongebob: Yeah...

Bella: What are YOU doing here!?!?!? Shouldn't you be handing out with the stupid book series that won the Kids Choice Award for best books? A stupid book series, I might add, that won over the TWILIGHT SAGA? And the VAMPIRE DIARIES series!?!?!? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!? HOW DID WE GET BEAT BY A SILLY KIDS SERIES!?!?!?!?!?

Alice: Bella, calm down. It's just a bunch of kids who voted. They're the next generation of Team Edward/Jacob lovers.

Edward: You know what the difference between Team Edward kids and Team Jacob kids?

Alice: No, what?

Bella: Isn't it obvious? Jacob is sparklier(SP) that Edward. Those teens got style 8-)

Edward: GASP!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! MEGAN FOX AND I ARE LEAVING!!!!!


Ok...that was sooo random! But it was fun to vent about that award :P






Was this post here b4 or was it edited cause im pretty sure when i wrote the one after oit that wasnmt there. I'm confused!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:22 pm

I think we were both writing at the same time! Sorry! Let's just skip mine and go with yours =)

I got lotsa homework, so I'll post later =) KEEP UP THE AWESOME SKITS!!!!! :D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:47 pm

Nooooo skipping!! They're too awesome to be skipped!! MERGER. MERGE. THEY BOTH HAPPENED.
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:12 pm

Well they kind of make sense together. Megan Fox, Edwardicus, good times. Sorry, but I've got writers block. :(
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby purple_panda » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:26 pm

yeah! im a part of alesw!
and i was going to write something, but i got confused. are the mushrooms my shroom people? with their batman leader? or are they a different mushroom people?
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