Re: Twilight Skits
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:26 pm
I love the addition to your banner, but I've had a bad day and I think any SKIT i wrote today would be bad. Yay ALESW!
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Yes, I would just like to add to that, we have a new favorite sport, Eiffel Tower Diving, (read about 5 skits back), Jacob got the part of Rosalie and he and Renesmee were at the auditions but Renesmee decided to go visit "mother", so she sent Jacob a "Goodbye Text" explaining that she would be in the "Le lapin pourpre"(The Purple Bunny). Jacob hasn't read the text since he is having a fight with the person cast as Alice and they are doing the part were they are beautifing Bella but Jacob doesn't know how to braid.Also in the Bella poster I made it says her tour route but the plan was(for me as a writer not written in the skit yet) was toget Renesmee to show her Mom some mind pictures which would cancel out her seeing the purple bunnies(hopefully) and the other restaraunt customers who are influenced, so I have a feeling she wont`t get very far on her tour, but the last stop is the LFSC on her tour date so if the Renesmee plan doesn`t work maybe when they finish the LFSC tour and start to head back to the restaraunt maybe the purple bunnies wouldn`t be able to cross back? Esme is delusional, carlisle and Emmett are emotional. Jasper is depressed because someone mentioned knifey to make him shut up. I`m not quite sure what happened once inside the arena, but to me it sounded like Washroom Guy has a circus family and Edward is going into the mortorcycle ring thing.Also RWD is Washroom Guy`s real name but Washroom Guy is his Edwardicus`s sidekick name,(he was in the washroom when Edward was in a stall struggling to put on his too tight speedo and cape, then Edward burst out of the stall all dramnatic and hot, but RWD saw so he is now his sidekick and they are ``Guy bonding`` right now. Also can I post a skit since there have been people posting, but I don`t know if that applies to who atcually wrote the last skit skit. Oh well I`ll write one anyway on the next post because this one is really long:) Also if you havn`t figured it out the PB`s are trying to take over the world, also SLA is part of the Great Mushroom Rights Revolutions and have gone to "Le lapin pourpre"(The Purple Bunny)to take the Waitress, Manager, and cooks hostage to Mushroom Twon in the dressert just outside Mario and Luigi Town.(Which Edwardicus is King of, and they are his minions which now have started getting powers, except for RMD who was in Virginia and the time of the getting powers this, also I made RMD2 which is more of a rebel or a ``Damon`` than RMD.)rapid_reader1 wrote:Hii! Remember me?
So currently, bella and edward went to france and bella ate some pastry's that made her see purple bunnies, because inside of the pastry's were mushroom people. The mushroom people are now having a revolution, lead by RMD2 (random mushroom dude). Bella went to moscow to preform with her band, Bella and the Purple Bunnies. Edward was in the bathroom talking with a guy who works there, who is now Washroom Guy. Edward is about to be put inside of one of those cages where motorcycles ride around inside. Nessie and Jake are trying out to be in the Breaking Dawn movie. Jake just got a part. Rosalie just eloped and married a purple bunnie. We havn't heard anything from them in a while, but the Cullens WERE in superhero mode, but now...who knows. Harry Potter is now Potty Man and he lives with Mike in his lair.
If I missed something, please add. =) And welcome back!