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^ Welcome to the thread! Anyone can join at any time, and if you haven't read the original SKIT thread, look here for #1, here for #2....and there should be an original, original one, but I can't find it

Have fun!

We must revive this thread!

Cullen_Lover wrote:We must revive this thread!

YES!!! Shall we make a new story line?

Sure! Brand new start yay!

Sounds good Anyone have an idea, or just want to start?

high school in depth?

Cullen_Lover wrote:high school in depth?

Absolutely! This sounds fun! We never did much with the Cullens in Forks High School Great idea

WHY DOES THE SKIT THREAD KEEP DYING???

Okay, I'll start the new idea I may be a little rusty at this! Please ignore spelling errors, as I'm extremely exhausted.

Bella: I love the first day of school! It's always so much fun!
Edward: What classes do you have Bella?
Bella: Trig, Spanish, History, etc. What about you?
Edward: I don't have any of those classes.
Bella: Awwww
Edward: Let me fix that *smiles at principal*
Bella: Edward.
Edward: *still smiling* What Bella? I need to focus right now.
Bella: Edward.
Edward: Bella, seriously, I need to focus.
Bella: ...I'M PREGNANT!!!
Edward: *looks away from frazzled principal* WHAT??? *panic* But we haven't...!!!
Bella: Well...it's not your son.
Edward: Well who's son is it?
Bella: Um..I don't want to tell you. It doesn't matter.
Edward: IT DOES TOO MATTER!
Alice: Can I plan your baby shower!?
Bella: *sigh* Sure. But Edward can take my place
Alice: Bella, I can't believe you're going to be the pregnant girl.
Bella: I can't either.

*Later at the Swan residence*

Charlie: I'm really happy you're living with me again, Bells.
Bella: Me to Ch- dad. Me too.
*phone rings, Charlie picks it up*
Charlie: Hello?
*listening in on conversation...*
Edward: Bella? We need to talk about your little problem.
Charlie: *hangs up phone* WHAT LITTLE PROBLEM!? YOU'RE PREGNANT??
Bella: Why do you always assume I'm pregnant!?
Charlie: Well are you?
Bella: Yes!
Charlie: *get's gun* Edward still lives in the same place, right?
Bella: Dad, Edward isn't the father!
Charlie: Well who is?
Bella:...It's no one. Seriously. A one time deal. Never happen again. I don't want to talk about it.



LOLLL That was fun! Come back to life SKIT thread!!!! Btw, I already know who the father is! You'll never guess....but maybe Bella will start giving clues

I really love all the skits. You guys crack me up! I've never actually done something like this before, so I apologize in advance if this sucks. But I've got to try to save this tread. Here goes nothing!

*At the Cullens house*

*Alice rushes in*
Alice: Quick, he's parking the car. Hide the plasma TV! Oh, and everything else that can break!
Carlisle: Alice, what's going on?
Alice: No time to explain! Just act normal and hide your thoughts.
Esme: But Alice, wh...
Alice: JUST DO IT! *whispers to herself* Oh, he is going to be so angry ...
*Edward walks in*
Edward: Agh! Where did the plasma go! NEED TO BREAK STUFF!!
Everyone: Uhm ....
Edward: ANSWER ME! Ugh, never mind. I will make do with the dining table and the glass walls. That should be fun
Esme: NO!! We just have a new table and I cleaned the windows this morning!
Alice: Edward, calm down. Lets talk about this. JASPER! Get in here!
*Jasper rushes in*
Jasper: Where's the fire? Oh, I see what's going on.
*Wave of calm washes over everyone*
Carlisle: Now, can someone please tell us what's wrong.
Edward: I wish you wouldn't do that, Jasper. And I'm to embarrased to talk about it.
Alice: It's not your fault Bella's pregnant.
Carlisle and Esme:
Carlisle: Wait .. WHAT!! Bella's PREGNANT!! Edward you ... How is that possible? How could you be so irresponsible?
Edward: I didn't do anything! It was someone else, all right!
Esme: Huh? Who's fault is it then?
Edward: I don't know. Now, leave me alone. I need to think and call Bella. I have to know who's the father so I can rip his head off.

Oke, that was all my inspiration for the day. Please continue.