Re: Twilight Skits
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:37 pm
Omg!!! I am SO SORRY I haven't been on in ages! I've had like an insane amount of homework, it's like ridiculous. I've got all honors classes, and I'm waking up at 6 am every day, and my math teacher thinks I have no life. So I had 5 hours of math homework the other night. FIVE HOURS. I am so not kidding. I hate algebra.
But I love the way you guys wrapped up the SKITS!!! But what happened to Edward and Jane? As far as we know, Eddie's still pushing Jane around in the bunny. So maybe we should just kinda bridge the next skit into it. Like, everyone forgets about Edward and goes home, and then the trio comes. And then Edward and the bunny crash the party. But seriously, has anyone seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? AWESOMEST MOVIE EVER. Next to Twilight, of course... But that's where the bunny came from. It's so rad.
So I'll try to continue, I don't know if it'll work. I'll try not to kill anything, but my brain is running off sugar and algebra right now. Never a good combination. Although it just might do the trick for skits...
*In Rosalie and Emmett's bedroom*
Emmett: So do you like them? *hopeful face*
Rosalie: Emmett, I don't really know how to say this...
Emmett: Just spit it out. Do you like them, or do you LOVE them?!
Rosalie: Um Emmett... I can't eat. So I'll never taste them. Sorry. *mutters to herself* Phew. Good excuse Rose.
Emmett: But... Jazzy said girls LOVE beetle flavored cupcakes.
Rosalie: JASPER said that?
Emmett: Yep. *proudly* And then he tried to steal them from me, to give to Alice, but I was too fast for him.
Rosalie: Excuse me a moment Emmett...
*Downstairs*
Bella: *playing with Nessie* Nessie, you're so cute!
Nessie: Thanks momma.
Jake: I think you're cute too.
Nessie: Thanks Jakey!
Bella: *glares at Jake*
Jake: *smirks at Bella*
*Rosalie comes running downstairs*
Rosalie: JASPER WHITLOCK HALE CULLEN!
Jasper: Yes?
Rosalie: I WILL KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly, the electricity goes out. Everything is pitch black, despite the fact that it is the middle of the day. And even though vampires can see in the dark, nobody seems to be able to figure that out.*
Voice 1: Omg! The lights are out!
Voice 2: Momma, I'm scared.
Voice 3: Don't worry, sexy Jakey's got you.
Voice 2: What?
Voice 3: Nothing honey.
Voice 4: *earsplitting scream*
*Suddenly, the electricity flickers back on. A quick head count reveals that Jasper is missing. DUN DUN DUN DUN*
Alice: Where's Jasper?
Bella: I don't know.
Alice: Rose, where'd you put him!?
Rosalie: I didn't take him!
Alice: *impatiently* Of course you did. You said you were going to "keeeeeeeeel" him, which doesn't really make sense, because you can't keel haul someone if you're not on a boat, but I'm assuming you meant "kill", in which case YOU TOOK MY YOUNG JASPER.
Rosalie: I swear, I didn't take him!
Alice: DO NOT MESS WITH SITH LORD ALICE. NOW GIVE ME MY HUSBAND!!!!
Rosalie: I didn't take your stupid husband!
Alice: If you didn't, who did?
Rosalie: I don't know.
Emmett: *comes crashing down the stairs* IT'S A MURDER MYSTERY!! OOH OOH LET ME SOLVE IT!!!!!
Rosalie: Nobody murdered anyone.
Emmett: But that's always a possibility in a case such as this. Besides, I WANT TO BE A DETECTIVE!!!!
MysteriousVoice1: Muahahahahaha.
MV2: If you ever want to see your beloved Jasper again,
MV3: Gosh. I can't believe I'm going along with this.
MV2: Iah! Just say your lines or I'll have Bellona do it!
MV3: Like she'd remember them. She's just in this for the evil laughing.
MV2: That's beside the point. Now say your line!!!!
MV3: *exasperated sigh* Fine. ...you must concede to our demands....
MV1: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
MV2: Bellona! Shut up!!!
MV1: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
*there is the sound of someone being hit*
MV1: Owwwwww. Stop it Medea!
MV2: Fool! You have revealed our secret identities!!!
MV3: I think our "secret identities" were toast the minute you said Iah.
MV2: Shut up. Like you could do any better.
Bella: Okay, would you get to the point?
Not my best, but whatever. I'll try to come on more often, but I don't know that it'll work...
But I love the way you guys wrapped up the SKITS!!! But what happened to Edward and Jane? As far as we know, Eddie's still pushing Jane around in the bunny. So maybe we should just kinda bridge the next skit into it. Like, everyone forgets about Edward and goes home, and then the trio comes. And then Edward and the bunny crash the party. But seriously, has anyone seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? AWESOMEST MOVIE EVER. Next to Twilight, of course... But that's where the bunny came from. It's so rad.
So I'll try to continue, I don't know if it'll work. I'll try not to kill anything, but my brain is running off sugar and algebra right now. Never a good combination. Although it just might do the trick for skits...
*In Rosalie and Emmett's bedroom*
Emmett: So do you like them? *hopeful face*
Rosalie: Emmett, I don't really know how to say this...
Emmett: Just spit it out. Do you like them, or do you LOVE them?!
Rosalie: Um Emmett... I can't eat. So I'll never taste them. Sorry. *mutters to herself* Phew. Good excuse Rose.
Emmett: But... Jazzy said girls LOVE beetle flavored cupcakes.
Rosalie: JASPER said that?
Emmett: Yep. *proudly* And then he tried to steal them from me, to give to Alice, but I was too fast for him.
Rosalie: Excuse me a moment Emmett...
*Downstairs*
Bella: *playing with Nessie* Nessie, you're so cute!
Nessie: Thanks momma.
Jake: I think you're cute too.
Nessie: Thanks Jakey!
Bella: *glares at Jake*
Jake: *smirks at Bella*
*Rosalie comes running downstairs*
Rosalie: JASPER WHITLOCK HALE CULLEN!
Jasper: Yes?
Rosalie: I WILL KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly, the electricity goes out. Everything is pitch black, despite the fact that it is the middle of the day. And even though vampires can see in the dark, nobody seems to be able to figure that out.*
Voice 1: Omg! The lights are out!
Voice 2: Momma, I'm scared.
Voice 3: Don't worry, sexy Jakey's got you.
Voice 2: What?
Voice 3: Nothing honey.
Voice 4: *earsplitting scream*
*Suddenly, the electricity flickers back on. A quick head count reveals that Jasper is missing. DUN DUN DUN DUN*
Alice: Where's Jasper?
Bella: I don't know.
Alice: Rose, where'd you put him!?
Rosalie: I didn't take him!
Alice: *impatiently* Of course you did. You said you were going to "keeeeeeeeel" him, which doesn't really make sense, because you can't keel haul someone if you're not on a boat, but I'm assuming you meant "kill", in which case YOU TOOK MY YOUNG JASPER.
Rosalie: I swear, I didn't take him!
Alice: DO NOT MESS WITH SITH LORD ALICE. NOW GIVE ME MY HUSBAND!!!!
Rosalie: I didn't take your stupid husband!
Alice: If you didn't, who did?
Rosalie: I don't know.
Emmett: *comes crashing down the stairs* IT'S A MURDER MYSTERY!! OOH OOH LET ME SOLVE IT!!!!!
Rosalie: Nobody murdered anyone.
Emmett: But that's always a possibility in a case such as this. Besides, I WANT TO BE A DETECTIVE!!!!
MysteriousVoice1: Muahahahahaha.
MV2: If you ever want to see your beloved Jasper again,
MV3: Gosh. I can't believe I'm going along with this.
MV2: Iah! Just say your lines or I'll have Bellona do it!
MV3: Like she'd remember them. She's just in this for the evil laughing.
MV2: That's beside the point. Now say your line!!!!
MV3: *exasperated sigh* Fine. ...you must concede to our demands....
MV1: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
MV2: Bellona! Shut up!!!
MV1: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
*there is the sound of someone being hit*
MV1: Owwwwww. Stop it Medea!
MV2: Fool! You have revealed our secret identities!!!
MV3: I think our "secret identities" were toast the minute you said Iah.
MV2: Shut up. Like you could do any better.
Bella: Okay, would you get to the point?
Not my best, but whatever. I'll try to come on more often, but I don't know that it'll work...