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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:28 pm

Haha! Winniepony that was very funny! :lol:

I'm starting to think that the 'Trio' has some sixth sense for danger... Now that I think about it. That would be totally awesome! Hmm, I wounder if they can use telepathy, because I never thought of them ever needing to use it. :geek:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:58 am

that was a great skit, I'm too tired to write anything right now, but later I will
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby WinniePony » Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:24 pm

Come on peeps (peeps...HA) make with the writing! I can't continue my own skit... And I need to write while I have time!!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby lidiacriss » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:27 pm

okay no ones come up with a skit for a while soo....

rosalie: dammit alice, we are not saving jasper. *turnes to emmett* cluck, please emmett tell her no
emmett: umm..... no?
Alicechicken: *glares at rosalie and advances forwards*
emmett* breaks out laughing* oohhh, a , cluck, chicken fight
Carlisle Chicken: there's no need for violence now-
RosalieChicken:* moving towards alice* yes. there. is.
*rosalie and alice start to fight, feathers fly everywhere*
Bella: ha ha! feathers... everywhere, in my hair. :oops: like at umm.. yeah :oops:
Renesmee cow: (cluck) go rosie!
Jakechicken: comeone shorty, (moo) you can beat the blond
*rosalie and alice continue to fight*

*in warehouse*
Bellona: that really hurt medea
Medea: big whoop
Bellona: *stomps on medea's foot*
Medea: :evil: that. hurt!
Bellona: *sticks tongue out*
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby WinniePony » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:59 pm

Gah! I've been so busy!

CarlisleChicken: Girls!!! Break (cluck) it up! We have to find those kids! (cluck)
RosalieChicken: CLUCK! I mean, NO!
CarlisleChicken: *whining...cluck* But Esme PROMISED that (cluck) we'd get them to change us back!!!
AliceChicken: Rose, don't you (cluck) want to be normal again? Let me just (cluck) say, that feathers do not suit you.
RosalieChicken: :evil: I look FINE (cluck) in feathers. Right Emmett?
EmmettChicken: Right Rosie posie. (cluck)
AliceChicken: But wouldn't she look even (cluck) better without them?
EmmettChicken: Yes, she (cluck) would.
RosalieChicken: :evil:
AliceChicken: Then it's settled. We'll (cluck) go find those kids, and Jasper.
RosalieChicken: But we're NOT (cluck) saving Jasper!
BellaCow: :roll: Of course (moo) not Rose.
AliceChicken: But--
BellaCow: Shut the cluck up Alice, do you want to save him or not?
AliceChicken: *has vision* Ooh. Sneaky. Cluck. Wait a minute, aren't you a cow?
BellaCow: *shifty eyes* No. I'm a chicken... cluck.
AliceChicken: I could've sworn you were a cow.
BellaCow: Of course (moo) not. DAMMIT.
AliceChicken: Ah HA! So you (cluck) ARE a cow!
BellaCow: Curse those kids and the irresistable urge (moo) to moo!!!
JakeChicken: Um...this might be (cluck) kinda off topic, but why does it matter if you're a cow or a (cluck) chicken?
NessieCow: Exact--moo--ly! It doesn't matter. Hold me (moo) Jakey!!!
JakeChicken: Oh yeah. That's why it (cluck) matters.
NessieCow: :cry: :cry:
BellaCow: Don't make my baby (moo) mad!!!
JakeChicken: Or what, (cluck) you'll sit on me?
BellaCow: YES. :twisted:
JakeChicken: Aww ****.
NessieCow: What did you say Jakey?
JakeChicken: Uhm... Cluck. I said cluck.
BellaCow: Sure you did. :twisted:
CarlisleChicken: Would everyone shut up??!! I WANT TO BE A (cluck) NORMAL BOY AGAIN!!!! Now let's go find those twerps!

Yeah. My skit had a place it was going when it started, but I kinda got distracted... Because I made Bella say cluck and then realized she was a cow...And I was too lazy to push backspace. So yeah. :D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:51 pm

I'm back!!!!! *hugs SKITS thread* Oh, I missed it!!!!! I thought it was gone forever!!! :D

So does someone want to give me a summary please? You can pm it or post it!!! :D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:36 am

I got an idea, but I'm not going to post it 'cause I don't know how to develop it, and its bad. :(

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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Waffle of Doom » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:41 am

Artemis Cullen wrote:
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Found you! Dang, I'm good at this!

Jasper- Emmett, what are you doing?
Emmett- Building a time machine!
Jasper- (confused) Out of what?
Emmett- Edward's car, now all I need is a flux capacitor. I KNOW! I'LL ASK THE JONAS BROTHERS!
~~~Far Away in California~~~
Nick Jonas- Dude, there's some huge guy at our door asking to borrow a flux capacitor.

Yes, yes, I know, lame.
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Talia_Bananas » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:09 am

ROFL the jonas brothers XD i love it =( im so sad i cant think of poop to write wats wrong with me ='(
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby rapid_reader1 » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:21 pm

We need to bring this thread back to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should we think of a new idea or should I get started reading what you all were doing? I'm sure great Skitsters like us could think up something great. :D
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