Gah! I've been so busy!
CarlisleChicken: Girls!!! Break (cluck) it up! We have to find those kids! (cluck)
RosalieChicken: CLUCK! I mean, NO!
CarlisleChicken: *whining...cluck* But Esme PROMISED that (cluck) we'd get them to change us back!!!
AliceChicken: Rose, don't you (cluck) want to be normal again? Let me just (cluck) say, that feathers do not suit you.
I look FINE (cluck) in feathers. Right Emmett?
EmmettChicken: Right Rosie posie. (cluck)
AliceChicken: But wouldn't she look even (cluck) better without them?
EmmettChicken: Yes, she (cluck) would.
AliceChicken: Then it's settled. We'll (cluck) go find those kids, and Jasper.
RosalieChicken: But we're NOT (cluck) saving Jasper!
Of course (moo) not Rose.
BellaCow: Shut the cluck up Alice, do you want to save him or not?
AliceChicken: *has vision* Ooh. Sneaky. Cluck. Wait a minute, aren't you a cow?
BellaCow: *shifty eyes* No. I'm a chicken... cluck.
AliceChicken: I could've sworn you were a cow.
BellaCow: Of course (moo) not. DAMMIT.
AliceChicken: Ah HA! So you (cluck) ARE a cow!
BellaCow: Curse those kids and the irresistable urge (moo) to moo!!!
JakeChicken: Um...this might be (cluck) kinda off topic, but why does it matter if you're a cow or a (cluck) chicken?
NessieCow: Exact--moo--ly! It doesn't matter. Hold me (moo) Jakey!!!
JakeChicken: Oh yeah. That's why it (cluck) matters.
BellaCow: Don't make my baby (moo) mad!!!
JakeChicken: Or what, (cluck) you'll sit on me?
JakeChicken: Aww ****.
NessieCow: What did you say Jakey?
JakeChicken: Uhm... Cluck. I said cluck.
BellaCow: Sure you did.
CarlisleChicken: Would everyone shut up??!! I WANT TO BE A (cluck) NORMAL BOY AGAIN!!!! Now let's go find those twerps!
Yeah. My skit had a place it was going when it started, but I kinda got distracted... Because I made Bella say cluck and then realized she was a cow...And I was too lazy to push backspace. So yeah.
Some things exist, whether you believe in them or not. ~Valiant by Holly Black