Omg! Skits are dying! Noooooooooooooooooo!
Um...so I'm just going to pretend the Cullens are still animals, but I'll try to work in Angela...
AliceChicken: Ugh! Cluck! I've had enough of this!!!
NessieCow: So have I. (moo) I want to be normal again. I (moo) miss my Jakey!
CarlisleChicken: I STILL WANT TO BE (cluck) A NORMAL BOY!!!
AliceChicken: Right. So we should (cluck) rescue Jasper, regardless of what Rose says.
AliceChicken: And then we'll (cluck) get to be humans again.
RosalieChicken: No! There has got to (cluck) be another way to change us back!!!
BellaCow: I don't (moo) think there is. I mean, it's not (moo) like Angela's a witch or anything.
BellaCow: And Mike just can't be (moo) a sorceror, or something. He's so gay he can (moo) hardly function.
BellaCow: And if Eric could do (moo) magic, he would have cleared up his acne. I mean seriously, (moo) some of those things look like volcanoes!
BellaCow: And what is Tyler, a warlock? Who (moo) can't steer a car to save his life, and mine?
CarlisleCow: O. M. G. !!!!
BellaCow: *exasperated sigh* WHAT Carlisle? You've been (moo) saying Omg for like the past five (moo) minutes! You sound like a freaking (moo) valley girl!
CarlisleCow: I have an idea.
BellaCow: Yeah, like (moo) that'll help us. My ranting was more productive.
RosalieChicken: Shut up, cow! Maybe it'll (cluck) work!
BellaCow: Don't you call me a (moo) cow, you skinny little, stringy-feathered freak!
RosalieChicken: Oh. No. You. Didn't.
BellaCow: I did.
*Bella and Rosalie are about to fight, when Carlisle intervenes*
CarlisleCow: GUYS!!!! Seriously, I have an idea. What have we (cluck) got to lose?
BellaCow: Fine. But it'd better (moo) be good.
CarlisleCow: WELL, *dramatic pause* What if Angela IS a witch?
BellaCow: *dramatic shocked expression*
AliceChicken: *has a dramatic vision*
EmmettChicken: *thinks about bananas...dramatically*
NessieCow: *dramatically wishes for Jakey to hold her*
JakeChicken: *wonders when his dramatic dinner will be*
RosalieChicken: *dramatically breaks the dramatic silence by dramatically filing her dramatic nails*
BellaCow: Jeez Rose, (moo) way to ruin the moment. We were going to (moo) break the record for the highest number of 'dramatic' s in one post!
RosalieChicken: Whatever, cow.
BellaCow: I. Am. Moo. Not. A. Cow!!!
EmmettChicken: HAHAHA! You're a (cluck) moo, not a cow!
Director: Stop saying dramatically. We're done with that joke. It's not funny anymore, so don't even go there.
EmmettChicken: I think it's funny.
Director: Exactly. Now Carlisle, whine again. But leave out the drama!!
Director: SAY YOUR LINE!
CarlisleChicken: *whining in a very undramatic manner* Guys! Stop fighting! Now are we going to find Angela or not?
Director: Perfect. Now, continue.
Eh, not my best. But it's hard when nobody else is writing to turn out good stuff. You awesomely funny peoples are my inspiration! When you're dead...I'm dead. 'Nuff said. So somebody else needs to make with the funny!
Some things exist, whether you believe in them or not. ~Valiant by Holly Black