Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

[xXBeSafeXx]

Haha. Thanks, I'm particularly fond of the Alice one and the Billy one. We don't see much of Billy around here.

[RachelCullenxX]

Kate's eyes went blank and her screams turned to moans.
Breaking Dawn pg. 709

The heaviest glare came from Caius, staring with enraged disbelief at Kate and Garrett in the snow. Aro was watching the same two, incredulity the strongest emotion on his face. He knew what Kate could do. He had felt her potency through Edward's memories.
Breaking Dawn pg. 710

And I also found this one in *cough*HarryPotter*cough*

"..But I can assure a wet night."
^^Weatherman in HP1 pg. 6

[xXBeSafeXx]

The heaviest glare came from Caius, staring with enraged disbelief at Kate and Garrett in the snow. Aro was watching the same two, incredulity the strongest emotion on his face. He knew what Kate could do. He had felt her potency through Edward's memories.
Breaking Dawn pg. 710

I love it! Especially the last part! Mmm..what else doesn't Bella know about Edward's naughty past?

[RachelCullenxX]

The heaviest glare came from Caius, staring with enraged disbelief at Kate and Garrett in the snow. Aro was watching the same two, incredulity the strongest emotion on his face. He knew what Kate could do. He had felt her potency through Edward's memories.
Breaking Dawn pg. 710

I love it! Especially the last part! Mmm..what else doesn't Bella know about Edward's naughty past?

thank you! haha Edwards naughty past!! I read this and I couldn't think of anything except for posting it on this board.

[Aftermysong]

This one was pretty famous on the old thread ebfore the hack/crash:

Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!

Bella: oh, Edward!

Omg!I could die right now!!! This one is too funny.... I'll be laughing about this one for days!

[tsvety]

Hahahaha! You people crack me up

RachelCullenxX - love the avvie!! it's completely awesome ;]

[RachelCullenxX]

Hahahaha! You people crack me up

RachelCullenxX - love the avvie!! it's completely awesome ;]

Haha, Thanks. :] and so true, too!

[ringswraith]

I nearly got into trouble at work for finding this gem of a thread. My coworkers wondered why I would spout out laughing and cut off abruptly as I remembered where I was.

Hmm. I have to contribute. Hopefully these haven't been mentioned yet.

Eclipse HB, p. 439:
Edward: It's hard and cold.

Eclipse HB, p. 458:
Bella: It's so pretty.
Edward: Do you like it?
Bella: It's beautiful. (...) What's not to like?
Edward: See if it fits.
(optional: add the next line: My (Bella's) left hand clenched into a fist.)

Eclipse HB, p. 470:
Bella: Jasper will love this. (...) I'll bet this really gets them going.

Eclipse HB, p. 481:
Bella: I'm not some freaky werewolf, Jacob.

That last one made me say "rawr" when I first read it.

[Kimmygirl23]

hahahaha, this thread is awesome! XD I'll have to look some quotes up

[lovvetwilight]

Eclipse HB, p. 439:
Edward: It's hard and cold.

Eclipse HB, p. 458:
Bella: It's so pretty.
Edward: Do you like it?
Bella: It's beautiful. (...) What's not to like?
Edward: See if it fits.
(optional: add the next line: My (Bella's) left hand clenched into a fist.)

Eclipse HB, p. 470:
Bella: Jasper will love this. (...) I'll bet this really gets them going.

Eclipse HB, p. 481:
Bella: I'm not some freaky werewolf, Jacob.

That last one made me say "rawr" when I first read it.

HAHA these are soo funny too...I love the one with Edward and Bella, and the one about Jasper. I remember laughing when I read that in the book...This thread is so perfect.