Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
OME I found GREAT ones in Breaking Dawn last night 2 on the same page (30)
"Jasper's medium was moods rather than the future, and it was impossible to resist feeling the way he wanted you to feel."
Ok so that one isn't great the next one I think is HILARIOUS
"Thanks, Jasper." He winked and dropped from sight.
IDK does anyone else think these are funny?
"Jasper's medium was moods rather than the future, and it was impossible to resist feeling the way he wanted you to feel."
Ok so that one isn't great the next one I think is HILARIOUS
"Thanks, Jasper." He winked and dropped from sight.
IDK does anyone else think these are funny?
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Gasp! That one is so naughty. LOL.edward x lover wrote:"Thanks, Jasper." He winked and dropped from sight.
After almost every single post, I want to say, "Thats what she SAID!"
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
edward x lover - well if you have the mind I do the dropped from sight one is pretty funny. It took me a moment to remember where that was in the book.
I thought maybe these, but again, it depends where your mind goes.
"Dont freak Bella! I'll be back to normal in half an hour" Seth - Breaking Dawn pg 453
"Its natural. It tastes fine" Jacob - Breaking Dawn pg 311
"lets go again" Bella
"I cant" Edward
"What do you mean, you cant? we just started" Bella - Breaking Dawn pg 615
"I have to say, im thoroughly impressed with Jacob right now" Edward - Breaking Dawn pg 750
I thought maybe these, but again, it depends where your mind goes.
"Dont freak Bella! I'll be back to normal in half an hour" Seth - Breaking Dawn pg 453
"Its natural. It tastes fine" Jacob - Breaking Dawn pg 311
"lets go again" Bella
"I cant" Edward
"What do you mean, you cant? we just started" Bella - Breaking Dawn pg 615
"I have to say, im thoroughly impressed with Jacob right now" Edward - Breaking Dawn pg 750
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
^^ those are bad!!
(i keep saying that... but it's so true! i need go find some ad put 'em on here)
(i keep saying that... but it's so true! i need go find some ad put 'em on here)
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I laughed out loud! That is pure genius!Megsimadic wrote:
"lets go again" Bella
"I cant" Edward
"What do you mean, you cant? we just started" Bella - Breaking Dawn pg 615
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^^ awww cmon i posted that one a couple days ago! haha
XD i almost peed from laughing so hard hahaha
edward x lover wrote:OME I found GREAT ones in Breaking Dawn last night 2 on the same page (30)
"Jasper's medium was moods rather than the future, and it was impossible to resist feeling the way he wanted you to feel."
Ok so that one isn't great the next one I think is HILARIOUS
"Thanks, Jasper." He winked and dropped from sight.
IDK does anyone else think these are funny?
XD i almost peed from laughing so hard hahaha
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
I think my mind is wired wrong so I just look at everything from a dirty angle =]
And I so wanna say That's what she said right now BAHAHAha
And I so wanna say That's what she said right now BAHAHAha
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
OME, YES! I just cracked up!!!!edward x lover wrote:"Thanks, Jasper." He winked and dropped from sight.
IDK does anyone else think these are funny?
, ,Megsimadic wrote:"Its natural. It tastes fine" Jacob - Breaking Dawn pg 311
"lets go again" Bella
"I cant" Edward
"What do you mean, you cant? we just started" Bella - Breaking Dawn pg 615
"I have to say, im thoroughly impressed with Jacob right now" Edward - Breaking Dawn pg 750
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Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!
^^THAT IS SO MY NEW MSN SIGGIE.
Jacob: It will once you start moving!
^^THAT IS SO MY NEW MSN SIGGIE.
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dazzle_me-xx wrote:Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!
^^THAT IS SO MY NEW MSN SIGGIE.
That's the best. Wow what our "dirty" minds come up with. How can we take something so innocent & make it sooooooooooooo bad but I mean bad in a good way?
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