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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Team Edward Girl » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:07 am

Sorry if someone wrote this already, but here goes. To someone who's never read the book this would sound very dirty.
"I knew we were both in mortal danger. Still in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin, It was like there had nevr been a hole in my chest. I was perfect- not healed but as if there had never been a wound in the first place." New Moon p 452 (also on the back of the book).
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby CatharineHale » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:19 pm

I officially love this thread!!!!:D:D:D

i think this one was already posted but i just noticed it.

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby chach » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:53 pm

It was different for Carlilse and Jasper, they were already in love.

lol that was from midnigt sun :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby twilighter1193 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:49 pm

okay so this isn't from any of the books but it's dirty and i felt like sharing :D

"You suck so passionately" -Ludo 'Love Me Dead'

Now, i'm not sure if that was really supposed to be dirty or not but i found double meanings... :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby The Architect » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:42 pm

A guys are supposed to be the horny/sick ones...

i think you ladies take the cake, I cant compete with you perverts :P LoL

But I still love you all and it was immensely funny :P
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby cullen grl 17 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:42 pm

sorry if someone already posted this....
i ran my fingers over the subtle bulge, surprised by how rock hard it felt under my skin. "impossible" i said again. BD page 124

bella broke off mid-sentence and sucked in a sharp breath. in the same second, edward was leaning over the top of me, ripping the blanket out of the way. she seemed to convulse, her back arching off the sofa. "he's just, she panted, "stretching"BD page 304
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby lovvetwilight » Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:53 pm

cullen grl 17 wrote:sorry if someone already posted this....
i ran my fingers over the subtle bulge, surprised by how rock hard it felt under my skin. "impossible" i said again. BD page 124

bella broke off mid-sentence and sucked in a sharp breath. in the same second, edward was leaning over the top of me, ripping the blanket out of the way. she seemed to convulse, her back arching off the sofa. "he's just, she panted, "stretching"BD page 304


LMAO that's good!! :lol:

And yes, The Architect, everyone on this thread is perverted. But life is soo much more fun if you are :twisted:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby JessicaIsIntoxicated » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:28 pm

Thanks a LOT, you guys. I am reading the saga for the first time, and am reading New Moon right now (don't worry about spoilers - I pretty much know what happens) and I can't read it without reading things the wrong way now! :P :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby brunetterebel010 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:10 pm

The Architect wrote:A guys are supposed to be the horny/sick ones...

i think you ladies take the cake, I cant compete with you perverts :P LoL

But I still love you all and it was immensely funny :P


haha no I definetly out perv every one of my guy frineds
the difference is...girls can tell tasteful perverted jokes
guys just blurt out every perverted thing they think...
girls think it...but only say it when it's worth the time and effort...
:D

but yes this thread does have me giggling as I re-read my books..some of these I saw but some of them i'm like "wow...never thought of that one"
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:06 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:Well, well, Carlisle, you have been naughty, haven't you? BD

What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward, nothing! NM

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