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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby DoNotFeartheDark » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:16 pm

AliceLauren wrote:
Adam wrote:"Alice," I whispered urgently. -p.444
"Oh, Alice, do it now!" -p.436
"Alice," I moaned. -p.443

^^^Bella, NM

HA HA. we have very lovely minds.


Stephen: "Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven't you" (you have to say it in that evil soothing voice)
-BD Hardcover pg. 627


Bella: "Get him OUT! Do it NOW!" (you have to have one of those nasty minds)
-BD Hardcover pg.349


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby consider_me_dazzled » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:13 pm

I found this thread the other day and thought, 'man I gotta pay attention when I re-read the saga'.

Then I started reading and forgot all about it!!! Until I came across:

"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

I was excited to get on here and post it, then I saw that it had already been done. :( Oh well....I love it anyway!!! :twisted:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby edwardlikeshaystacks » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:05 pm

consider_me_dazzled wrote:I found this thread the other day and thought, 'man I gotta pay attention when I re-read the saga'.

Then I started reading and forgot all about it!!! Until I came across:

"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

I was excited to get on here and post it, then I saw that it had already been done. :( Oh well....I love it anyway!!! :twisted:

Haha! Is that from NM? XD

Ah, I will come back to this thread as soon as I finish "studying" for AP bio. -fishes out twilight book-
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby cullen grl 17 » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:00 pm

"You're such a natural at this, Bella; i forget how very strange this all must be for you. I wish i could hear it." BD page 478. I thought it sounded dirty but maybe that's just me. :) :?

We laughed together, and the motion of our laughter did interesting things to the way our bodies were connected. BD page 485

"I gotta say I was impressed. You should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless" Jacob chortled BD page 495
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby edwardlikeshaystacks » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:02 am

Ah yes. I said I'd be back and here I am!

"Edward!" I screamed. I realized my eyes were closed again.
Pg 455 - twilight

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby ScreamingFanGirl » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:34 am

consider_me_dazzled wrote:I found this thread the other day and thought, 'man I gotta pay attention when I re-read the saga'.

Then I started reading and forgot all about it!!! Until I came across:

"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

I was excited to get on here and post it, then I saw that it had already been done. :( Oh well....I love it anyway!!! :twisted:

Officially my favorite quote EVER!
hahahahaha :D
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby ScreamingFanGirl » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:51 am

okay I just found one..

"Yeah, wanna see? It's pretty cool." His eyes flipped open and he grinned......
"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!" ~NM pg 344
:D :D :D :D :D
hahaha
I died reading that :P :P
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby consider_me_dazzled » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:45 pm

consider_me_dazzled wrote:
"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.



Yeah it's from NM, first page of ch. 8
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby who_needs_fangs? » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:37 pm

"Dad?" I called as I pushed open the front door. "I'm home."
"Hold on, Bells, stay right there"
"Huh?" I asked, pausing automatically.
"Gimme a second. Ouch, you got me, Alice."
Alice?
"Sorry, Charlie," Alice's trilling voice responded. "How's that?"
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby edwardlikeshaystacks » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:03 pm

ScreamingFanGirl wrote:okay I just found one..

"Yeah, wanna see? It's pretty cool." His eyes flipped open and he grinned......
"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!" ~NM pg 344
:D :D :D :D :D
hahaha
I died reading that :P :P

LOL is that when Jacob gets cut by the knife or something? Half of the time I don't even realize that what they say comes out as perverted. :P
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