Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

[marielle]

*stick hands up* I've got one

" it's more complicated than that," Edward said, "don't concern yourself; I'll make sure it's safe." (eclipse p401)

"I have to go." Alice whispered
"why"
"Edward is coming, if he hears this..."
(eclipse p350)

[dazzledBrit]

"Not tonight, Bella. Please."
"Well, maybe Alice will give me what I want." ~Pg 24, NM

Definitely my favourite.

[dana78]

ok, this is my very first post in the forums, and it is so like me to post in one like this first--so here goes---



eclipse pg 93
bella is describing how jake is talking:

'His mouth popped on the p.'



after reading this thread i just about fell out of the chair laughing when i read this. i hope this is funny to someone or else i am just sad with the dirty thoughts!!

[marielle]

Seriously why isn't this thread on the first page...

oh well I guess I'm putting it there right now.....

I found one....
BD page 404 of the paperback...

"Edward grinned, Jasper wonders how you're doing it?"

BD page 542 paperback

"You distracted me. you're much better at it than I am." Bella
Centuries of practice" Edward

[melmargaret]

"I bit my lip and was glad he didn't know how much that hurt." --Bella, Twilight, 190

[Total Twilight Fan]

This one isn't really a quote or anything, but in New Moon did anyone else laugh when the airplane came across the screen and in huge white letters it said "Virgin"? I mean, I know that's a real airline and all, but I couldn't help but laugh at it.

Yeah, I did. I thought it was strangly appropriate.

Oh, Oh, I have one that made me lol for a moment.

Baseball scene in Twilight when Edward laughs at Bella.

"Was that you we heard?" Esme

"It sounded like a bear choking," Emmett

[rapid_reader1]

BEST THREAD EVER!!!

[BlueStarEgo]

BEST THREAD EVER!!!

AGREED! I'm going through all of the first pages. BEST.THREAD.EVER!

[samajama]

A bunch of repeats, I'm sure, but on my last re-read I copied a few funnies in my cell to share here, but I forgot to post them. Ahem. Well, here we go:

"And who knew what I could be doing tonight...." TW 145

"It was very...hard--you can't imagine how hard" TW 176

"Is it ever going to stop?" &
"You're huge." &
"Come inside! You're getting all wet." NM 132

"We'll take it slow." NM 175

"Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven't you?" BD 627

That's all I have...apparently I was reading EC and BD too quickly to stop and have dirty thoughts.

ETA: Those are all from hardcovers, btw.

" it's more complicated than that," Edward said, "don't concern yourself; I'll make sure it's safe." (eclipse p401)

HA! Not true, my friend. That's how your wife GOT KNOCKED UP!

[21Twilight21]

These are soo funny!! I don't have any to post right now because I'm reading through the ones that are already posted!