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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:20 pm
by marielle
*stick hands up* I've got one
" it's more complicated than that," Edward said, "don't concern yourself; I'll make sure it's safe." (eclipse p401)
"I have to go." Alice whispered
"why"
"Edward is coming, if he hears this..."
(eclipse p350)
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:39 pm
by dazzledBrit
cassis_rose wrote:"Not tonight, Bella. Please."
"Well, maybe Alice will give me what I want." ~Pg 24, NM
Definitely my favourite.
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:39 pm
by dana78
ok, this is my very first post in the forums, and it is so like me to post in one like this first--so here goes---
eclipse pg 93
bella is describing how jake is talking:
'His mouth popped on the p.'
after reading this thread i just about fell out of the chair laughing when i read this. i hope this is funny to someone or else i am just sad with the dirty thoughts!!
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:24 pm
by marielle
Seriously why isn't this thread on the first page...
oh well I guess I'm putting it there right now.....
I found one....
BD page 404 of the paperback...
"Edward grinned, Jasper wonders how you're doing it?"
BD page 542 paperback
"You distracted me. you're much better at it than I am." Bella
Centuries of practice" Edward
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:51 am
by melmargaret
"I bit my lip and was glad he didn't know how much that hurt." --Bella, Twilight, 190
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:06 pm
by Total Twilight Fan
♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:This one isn't really a quote or anything, but in New Moon did anyone else laugh when the airplane came across the screen and in huge white letters it said "Virgin"? I mean, I know that's a real airline and all, but I couldn't help but laugh at it.
Yeah, I did. I thought it was strangly appropriate.
Oh, Oh, I have one that made me lol for a moment.
Baseball scene in Twilight when Edward laughs at Bella.
"Was that you we heard?" Esme
"It sounded like a bear choking," Emmett
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:55 pm
by rapid_reader1
BEST THREAD EVER!!!
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:55 pm
by BlueStarEgo
rapid_reader1 wrote:BEST THREAD EVER!!!
AGREED! I'm going through all of the first pages. BEST.THREAD.EVER!
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:11 pm
by samajama
A bunch of repeats, I'm sure, but on my last re-read I copied a few funnies in my cell to share here, but I forgot to post them. Ahem. Well, here we go:
- "And who knew what I could be doing tonight...." TW 145
"It was very...hard--you can't imagine how hard" TW 176
"Is it ever going to stop?" &
"You're huge." &
"Come inside! You're getting all wet." NM 132
"We'll take it slow." NM 175
"Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven't you?" BD 627
That's all I have...apparently I was reading EC and BD too quickly to stop and have dirty thoughts.
ETA: Those are all from hardcovers, btw.
marielle wrote:" it's more complicated than that," Edward said, "don't concern yourself; I'll make sure it's safe." (eclipse p401)
HA! Not true, my friend. That's how your wife GOT KNOCKED UP!
Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:38 pm
by 21Twilight21
These are soo funny!! I don't have any to post right now because I'm reading through the ones that are already posted!