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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby cassis_rose » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:01 pm

[quote="cassis_rose"]Hmm, I've one here.

"Yeah, wanna see? It's pretty cool." His eyes flipped open and he grinned......
"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!" ~NM pg 344
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I've have to admit that was pretty hilarious when I found it :lol:
There are some rather good quotes in this thread, hahaha
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby twilighter1193 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:16 pm

edward x lover wrote:it is kinda the same but Edward is being romantic wanting to how her her engagement ring and Jake wants to show her how fast he can heal after he cuts himself (<<tad bit emo IMO)


well yeah they're different in context but out of context... and if you have a dirty mind... it's the same basic idea :P
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby edward x lover » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:41 am

twilighter1193 wrote:
edward x lover wrote:it is kinda the same but Edward is being romantic wanting to how her her engagement ring and Jake wants to show her how fast he can heal after he cuts himself (<<tad bit emo IMO)


well yeah they're different in context but out of context... and if you have a dirty mind... it's the same basic idea :P


Yes I suppose you are right. I just don't like Jake at all and I don't like it when people say they are the same =] I guess I am just biased teehee
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby twilighter1193 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:21 pm

edward x lover wrote:Yes I suppose you are right. I just don't like Jake at all and I don't like it when people say they are the same =] I guess I am just biased teehee


OH!!! that would be why!! I don't like Jake either so i get where you're coming from!
Edwards "In-context" version was definetly the best!!! it was so sweet!!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby samajama » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:28 pm

Adam wrote:"Do you want to see it?" he asked. His liquid topaz eyes were suddenly shining with exitement.

"Please?" I asked quietly, experimenting with my newly discovered weapon. I touched his face lightly with the tips of my fingers. "Please can I see it?"

"You like that don't you?" I asked suspiciously, fluttering my fingers and thinking that it was really too bad I had not broken my left hand.

"Yes, I like it. You have no idea."
p.456-459 Eclipse

Hehehe. You really are the best.


S_M_G wrote:Adam, you are officially the king of this thread ;)

I called that already:
samajama wrote:I propose that Adam has the best quotes and the dirtiest mind (which, of course, is a good thing). ;)

Hehe. :D
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Jasper<3 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:29 pm

Jacob's skill with his hands was fascinating. They looked too big for the delicate tasks they performed with ease and precision. NM paperback pg 148
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby Wacko_Fan13 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:58 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:Jacob's skill with his hands was fascinating. They looked too big for the delicate tasks they performed with ease and precision. NM paperback pg 148


LOL!!!!! this is great. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby skylarblue » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:41 pm

TW hardback pg 474

"I can't do it Bella. I won't do that to you."

"Why not?" My throat rasped and the words weren't as loud as I'd meant them to be. "Don't tell me it's too hard!"
After today, or I guess it was a few days ago ... anyway, after that it should be nothing."

He glared at me.

"And the pain?" He asked.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby edward x lover » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:02 pm

skylarblue wrote:TW hardback pg 474

"I can't do it Bella. I won't do that to you."

"Why not?" My throat rasped and the words weren't as loud as I'd meant them to be. "Don't tell me it's too hard!"
After today, or I guess it was a few days ago ... anyway, after that it should be nothing."

He glared at me.

"And the pain?" He asked.


haahahahahahah THAT IS GREATTTTTTTT
OH!!! that would be why!! I don't like Jake either so i get where you're coming from!
Edwards "In-context" version was definetly the best!!! it was so sweet!!


yes Edward in context is perfect Edward out of context is like Jake and that makes me wanna puke :D
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Postby skylarblue » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:35 pm

TW, hardcover, pages 181 -182

"Relax, Bella." He rolled his eyes, still not slowing.
"Are you trying to kill us?" I demanded.
"We're not going to crash."
I tried to modulate my voice. "Why are you in such a hurry?"
"I always drive like this." He turned to smile crookedly at me.
"I hate driving slow," he muttered.
"This is slow?"
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