You've read too much Twilight when...
You start connecting the Twilight Saga novels or their themes to strange places. For example, connecting the Saga to heavy metal bands that have nothing to do or may not ever want to have anything to do with the Saga. Like for instance, the Saga with the Cullens seem to have an anti-violence/violence should be the last resort message, and the industrial metal/hard rock band KMFDM esposes similar messages in their songs. Even stanger, Bella with her mental shield convinced the Volturi to turn and run in Breaking Dawn, which made Bella kind of "A Drug Against War"(a title of a popular KMFDM song, probably before most of your times since it was released in 1993). Granted, KMFDM probably isn't on Stephenie's play list, but they advocate the same anti-violence message.
Also, when you're tired and feel like going to bed, please do so!
Or else, you may be making similar weird connections.
Audi, Twilight, Cher, Pink Floyd, symphonic/progressive rock, KStew, RP, Bio-Booster Armor Guyver-what's not to like
Team Renesmee, Team Bella, Team Edward.
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http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2192109/