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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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Daniellea wrote:when u thought u out grew it and sold the whole series including the unauthorized companion and movie companion at a rummage sale for $1.25 and now are literally about 2 commit suicide.

HOW can i b so STUPID!?!?
i bought the books for liek 13 $ each and nao i want em bak so i can re read em

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE SO INCREDIBLY @#!&%$ING STUPID!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You might want to check ebay. Usually you can find them used for cheap.

You know you love and read to much Twilight when.....

I sold my hb set for $40 cause I wanted the collector's edition. I read through the collector's edition once to make sure the book content was perfect. I am glad I did open them because the Twilight one the bounding was messed up from the machine. After I read through them once I then realized I didn't want them to get ruined so I purchased the paperbacks from ebay super cheap and now just read my pb.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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Edwards Ragazza wrote:I then realized I didn't want them to get ruined so I purchased the paperbacks from ebay super cheap and now just read my pb.
You know you've read too much Twilight when you purchase two copy of each book! :) Personally, I cherish my English hardcover books but I always have on me my French paperback! :)
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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When you're shopping and your internal dialogue goes like this.

me: Hmm, that's a very nice jeans.
twilight me: hmm but Alice will never approve of it.
me: but Bella would wear it.
twilight me: Alice would get annoyed.
me: maybe if I pare it with a dark bleu top, Edward would like it.
twilight me: if you get designer jeans they both would like it.
me: that's to expensive.
twilight me: yes, but this isn't an Alice approved out fit, so leave it alone...

at least that's how I shop these days
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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marielle wrote:When you're shopping and your internal dialogue goes like this.

me: Hmm, that's a very nice jeans.
twilight me: hmm but Alice will never approve of it.
me: but Bella would wear it.
twilight me: Alice would get annoyed.
me: maybe if I pare it with a dark bleu top, Edward would like it.
twilight me: if you get designer jeans they both would like it.
me: that's to expensive.
twilight me: yes, but this isn't an Alice approved out fit, so leave it alone...

at least that's how I shop these days
My Twilight Me would also be having that struggle, I love it. Let our Twilight selves go shopping together.

me: What colour should I paint my nails.
twilight me: Red...
me: Why?
twilight me: *punch* Eclipse, Alice's slumber party you fool!
me: Ill do it...

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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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marielle wrote:When you're shopping and your internal dialogue goes like this.

me: Hmm, that's a very nice jeans.
twilight me: hmm but Alice will never approve of it.
me: but Bella would wear it.
twilight me: Alice would get annoyed.
me: maybe if I pare it with a dark bleu top, Edward would like it.
twilight me: if you get designer jeans they both would like it.
me: that's to expensive.
twilight me: yes, but this isn't an Alice approved out fit, so leave it alone...

at least that's how I shop these days
Yeah... I'm looking for a leavers party outift and bday party outfit (as well as organising a bday party) and I am constatly saying Alice won't like things or combinations... ugh, I'm getting no where!! :lol:
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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marielle wrote:When you're shopping and your internal dialogue goes like this.

me: Hmm, that's a very nice jeans.
twilight me: hmm but Alice will never approve of it.
me: but Bella would wear it.
twilight me: Alice would get annoyed.
me: maybe if I pare it with a dark bleu top, Edward would like it.
twilight me: if you get designer jeans they both would like it.
me: that's to expensive.
twilight me: yes, but this isn't an Alice approved out fit, so leave it alone...

at least that's how I shop these days
:lol: That is awesome!! I always say that Alice wouldn't like me because I am not into fashion at all. If I think somethings cute & it's comfortable I'll wear it. I don't care if it's "in style."


Now days my mom refers to anything Twilight related as your Twilight. For example she asked me last night when does your Twilight movie come out?

I've thought about making some jewelry w/the red white & black colors. And I kind of want to paint my fingernails those colors when I go see Eclipse. Not sure if it'll happen though.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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pennybug84 wrote:Now days my mom refers to anything Twilight related as your Twilight. For example she asked me last night when does your Twilight movie come out? [/color]
:lol: yeah my mum does that too!!
and as for the twilight jewellery you should check out some fan made merch sites i've got an awesome twilight leather wrap charm bracelet, hand made by a girl i met at a fan event http://www.canvaswarriors.co.uk/ they are awesome!!!
marielle wrote:When you're shopping and your internal dialogue goes like this.

me: Hmm, that's a very nice jeans.
twilight me: hmm but Alice will never approve of it.
me: but Bella would wear it.
twilight me: Alice would get annoyed.
me: maybe if I pare it with a dark bleu top, Edward would like it.
twilight me: if you get designer jeans they both would like it.
me: that's to expensive.
twilight me: yes, but this isn't an Alice approved out fit, so leave it alone...

at least that's how I shop these days
marielle thats the best way to shop no?!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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pennybug84 wrote:Now days my mom refers to anything Twilight related as your Twilight. For example she asked me last night when does your Twilight movie come out?
Same thing here!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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marielle wrote:When you're shopping and your internal dialogue goes like this.

me: Hmm, that's a very nice jeans.
twilight me: hmm but Alice will never approve of it.
me: but Bella would wear it.
twilight me: Alice would get annoyed.
me: maybe if I pare it with a dark bleu top, Edward would like it.
twilight me: if you get designer jeans they both would like it.
me: that's to expensive.
twilight me: yes, but this isn't an Alice approved out fit, so leave it alone...

at least that's how I shop these days
OMG I've started to do that too! It's been driving me crazy and I've needed a new jacket for hiking for a month! Refuse to go down to the Picky to find one because of it.

Anyway, I came up with this because of the neighbor kids bothering me a couple years ago.

You know you've read too much Twilight when... You start spying on your ill neighbor, convinced the reason she won't go out in sunlight is because she'll sparkle.

Man were those kids pissed when I didn't sparkle! It was funny though.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

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You know youve read to much twilight when you keep reading for hidden details.
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