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You know when youve read too much twilight when you wish you could transfer into your rival school just because their school colors are red, black, and white. (mine are red, white and SILVER, like come on!!)

When you have a whole wall of your room dedicated to twilight posters, and call it "my twilight wall"

When you stay up until 2:30 in the morning on a school night to read fanfics, or to surf the lex, to try to satiate ur thirst for more and more twilight!!

When you're learning about the 1918 Spanish Flu in your science class and automatically think "Hey that's what was killing Edward!" !

When you meet guys and compare them to Edward!

When you watch the twilight themed "Parks and Recreation" episode and one of the characters claims to be reading BD the part where Bella has her first hunt & when he turns to it it's not as far back in the book as it should be for that part. (He stopped reading for a min to talk to a girl. And closed the book & the went back to it & that's when he turned back to it.)

You know you've read too much Twilight when you name your animal after a character in the book; like I did.

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When your friend has a jacket on that has the word Denali written on it. (I assume it's the brand.) And your mind immediately goes to Twilight.

when you cut your hand and look around for Jasper or anyone else who might want to eat you

You know you've read too much Twilight when
1- You're felling old at your 26 birthday because it's Esme's age.

2- When you consider what happen in Twilight more important than your own birthday.

You compare rainy days to the rain in Forks!

When you are a bank teller and are at work where a customer tells you he is team jake just to annoy you so you wait half an hour to give him his money until he says he is team edward and now every time he sees you he says IM TEAM EDWARD I SWEAR! so you don't get mad at him.

when you have a huge three way convo between two grown men (one of them being the above mentioned) and you get mad at your boss when he asks you what does team edward mean?

when you see a red pick up truck take a photo of it with your phone and text it to everyone saying THIS IS BELLAS TRUCK

when one of your hobby's is collecting the entire casts autographs http://www.freewebs.com/twihardpotterfan/index.htm