Twilight post-it No.6

[Renesmee_Bella]

Nessie,

Come honey,
let me show
you.
*shows tv screen
where there's a
monster truck crushing
cars*

Daddy

[LionandLamb123]

(LOL FATIMA!!!)

Uncle Jasper...were you going to run over the WalMart clerk because he was looking at Aunt Alice...? Because that's kinda...strange...
~Nessie

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Everyone,

What!!!?! NO!!!!

Jasper

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Alice,

Well, you sure seem to be enjoying this.
I don't think I've ever heard you be so quiet for so long.

Emmett

[twi-nerd]

Emmet,
What makes you think that?
Alice

[LionandLamb123]

Alice,

The smile on your face when you heard Jasper's diabolical plans...

Emmett

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THEY AREN'T DIABOLICAL EMMETT!!!! -Jasper

[twi-nerd]

Emmet,
Well, you don't say anything when Rose smiles at one
of your diabolical plans!
Oh wait, you never stand up for her, I forgot, you wear the skirt in the relationship
she wears the pants.
Alice

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Emmet,
That is true. She wears trousers and
you wear kilts.
Edward

[LionandLamb123]

Emmet,
That is true. She wears trousers and
you wear kilts.
Edward

*tries to hide laughter* ~Everyone

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Don't laugh at me.
I think we all know Bella wears the pants in your relationship, Edward.
Who was the one who got her way on the honeymoon...
-Emmett

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Yo Kilt wearer,

SHUT UP!
OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO BEAT YOU IN ANOTHER ARM WRESTLING MATCH.

Bella

[Renesmee_Bella]

Emmett,

*stifle laughter*
Well, we weren't
laughing at you.
*ahem*
Your kilt clashes
with you eyes!
*crack up again*

Everyone

[twi-nerd]

Bella,
Love I think Emmet is right.
I'm not trying to be ruse but hand over the pants.
I'll give you back your skorts.
Edward

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Edward,
I hate wearing skirts!!
Bella!

[LionandLamb123]

*coughs* Do it *cough* Bella *coughs* ~Alice

[Renesmee_Bella]

Everyone,

*grumbles*
Fine, but
just to let you
know, I'm extra
klutzy in
skirts.

Bella