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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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LionandLamb123 wrote: Bella: EDWARD!!! HURRY!!! COME HERE!!! *Bella rushes to Alice who is having a vision*
Edward: *panicked* What's wrong?!
Bella: I THINK ALICE IS WATCHING NEW MOON IN HER VISION! I NEED THE PLAY-BY-PLAY IN DETAIL! GO ON! READ HER MIND AND TELL ME!!
Edward: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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Edward walks out into the forest, Emmett and Rose are there up on a high tree branch.

Emmett: You better hold on tight... Spidermonkey
Edward: :shock: :oops: :? :evil:


ringswraith wrote:
LionandLamb123 wrote: Bella: EDWARD!!! HURRY!!! COME HERE!!! *Bella rushes to Alice who is having a vision*
Edward: *panicked* What's wrong?!
Bella: I THINK ALICE IS WATCHING NEW MOON IN HER VISION! I NEED THE PLAY-BY-PLAY IN DETAIL! GO ON! READ HER MIND AND TELL ME!!
Edward: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Post by DudeRocksTheTwilight »

^^^ :lol: :lol: .
Derek's funny button has been switched to off lately, so I'll come up with one eventually!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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Edward is taking a shower after a weekend spent hunting. Trying to be sneaky, Bella creeps into the bathroom and then slides the shower door aside, startling Edward.

He's holding a bottle of lilac-scented bodywash, and on the ledge are bottles of honey-sunshine shampoo.

Bella: (glares at Edward)
Edward: (grins sheepishly)
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Post by flutterbymonkeys` »

i have not bought my funny button yet. let me attempt this

(Before BD) (Jacob reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Edward: Why are you reading that?? they kill me off!
Jacob: 'cause if you're gone, i'm Bella's choice :D
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flutterbymonkeys` wrote:i have not bought my funny button yet. let me attempt this

(Before BD) (Jacob reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Edward: Why are you reading that?? they kill me off!
Jacob: 'cause if you're gone, i'm Bella's choice :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: That sounds like something Jake would say :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Post by dandyvampgirl_13 »

^^Bwahaha, nice David.

(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)
Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?
Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition! :D
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dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:^^Bwahaha, nice David.

(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)
Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?
Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition! :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Post by saphhie »

hmmm let me think of one

In new moon when edward calls

Jake: Hello?
Bella: Whose on the phone?
Jake: He says it Carlisle
Bella: Oh hand me the phone i want to talk to him
Carlisle(well its really edward of course): Wai YOur not dead?
Bella: Hey this is not Carlisle. Omg EDWARD!!!!! COme back I miss you I'm so sorrry Please come back!!!
Edward: Eh no you sound fine wihtout me. Besides you already moved onto to this Jaek perosn anyways.
Bella: NO he's just... a friend... Like Mike Newton only less puppydog ish even if he is a dog :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Post by flutterbymonkeys` »

hmm let me think. Sorry if mine suck :(

Mike Newton: Hey Bella, wanna go to the prom with me?
Bella: No thanks. you're too normal.
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