^^pretty ^_^
Okay, just remember, it's a bad idea to watch Twilight after watching Hot Rod, because for me and my mom, this is the result
Whe Edward is at Charlie's house for the first time:
Edward: *extends hand* Hello. I'd like to formally introduce myself. I'm Edward Cullen and uh, *flips collar, giving the
look*
I like to party.
At the baseball field, when the nomads are introducing themselves:
Laurent: Hello. My name is Laurent and
I like to party.
James: Laurent, I know for a
fact you don't party
Laurent: You're right. Victoria's the partier.
Victoria: *fist pump* Sweet
James: No, dude, I'm the only one who parties here.
Laurent: Fine. I'm James and
I like to party.
James: No, what the- you're Laurent
Victoria: I'm Edward and I like to party.
James: Oh my God. Shut up. *turns to Cullens* James, Victoria, and Laurent-
Laurent: Why am I last?
Victoria: Becuase your not a partier. Duh.
Laurent: Dude that's not fa-
James: SHUT UP
Not funny I know. It was to us. It only makes sense if you've watched Hot Rod. Otherwise, you won't get it
James:
You brought a snack. RICE KRISPY TREATS!! YAAAAY!
((Yeah it was more hilarious when we imitated a high-pitched voice
))
Victoria: I'm the one with the wicked curveball.
Jasper: Oh I think we can handle that.
Laurent: OOoooooooOOoohhh SNAP!! *Snaps fingers and rotates head* Mm-hmm girl don't GET me started!
((we noticed how long and how Edi said "Oooooh" So we made this up
))
((made this one up on my own))
Edward: Switch clothes with her
Rosalie: Why? What is she to me?
Edward:
Fine, b$tch, DON'T do it. Just know that your tummy seems to need to be tucked ice-cold Barbie. OH
yeah I went there.