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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:26 pm
by ringswraith
dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:PSH!! MLIA is better!!! FML... FML's!

Today, this guy I like told me he was a vampire, and he sparkled. He's too hot to let go, but inside, I was thinking, Is he gay or a unicorn? Note to self: Must poke his forehead in the near future and attempt to set him up with Mike. MLIA.

Speaking of Facebook, I think there should a Facebook-version of Twilight. We have a Facebook-Hamlet. And To Kill A Mockingbird. And Pride and Prejudice. Now we need Twilight. Twould be far more entertaining.
I know MLIA is better. But I'd be hard-pressed to find a situation in the series that would qualify for an MLIA post, seeing as their lives are anything but.

Also, I think they rereleased one of the classic books referenced in the series (IIRC, Wuthering Heights) with a TW-inspired cover (it's black and red).

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:39 pm
by purple_panda
cullens are watching toy story while Bella is pregnant

Bella: *turns to Jake* hey Jake, you've got a friend in me
unborn Nessie: *thinking* way to go mom, you made a joke.

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:30 pm
by DoNotFeartheDark
Not funny, but the poor thread is dying!

Edward:....and so then I was like, WOAH, and she was like, WOAH, and I was like WOAAAHH!! and she was like woaaahhh....And THAT is the story of my yoga class.

Bella: Edward, are you high?

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:00 pm
by willowtree
Haha...

~watching Olympics~

Bella~ Go... Go... Go! YES! We won! Yipee! *jumps up and down, punching air*

Everyone~ o.0

Bella~ What?

ok, not funny, but...

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:23 pm
by Openhome
Bella walks into the living room to find Emmett curled up in a ball and sobbing.
"Emmett! What's wrong? Jasper, come here!"
Jasper rushes in and sighs heavily. Suddenly, calm happiness lightens everyone's mood.
"He'll be fine Bella," he says, trying not to smile. "He keeps sneaking in to watch the Hallmark channel."

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:51 am
by despoina92
:lol: :lol: Just found out what Hallmark Channel is...

Edward, Bella and Renesmee watching "The Beauty and the Beast".

Bella: Edward, do you see it? Her name is Belle and she falls for someone who seems like a beast but deep inside, he's good-hearted.

Edward: I know, love. Like us. I'm so lucky to have you...

*sweet moment*

Renesmee: Get a room guys!

Bella & Edward: :shock: :shock:

Renesmee: Uncle Emmett told me to say so "to avoid my eyes get hurt". :?

Bella & Edward: EMMETT!!!

Not funny, I know, but it's in my head for the past few days, so...

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:43 am
by JenTheWriter
(From Breaking Dawn...)

Bella: Alice, why did you leave us?
Alice: Oh, I didn't leave them. I left you.
Bella: Why?!
Alice: Have you listened to yourself since you got back from your honeymoon? 'I wanna keep my baby!' 'Jacob, don't leave me!' 'Edward, please, love the baby that I'm naming after you and your rival for my affection!' Gah, seriously! If you'd only have taken a dang Midol for the mood swings about two books ago we could've gotten to this point in the story a lot faster!

~*~

Rosalie: I don't think I'm all that pretty. Seriously, I'm so heavily flawed it's unreal.

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:45 am
by aussie-twigirl
I was just reading through this thread..you guys are so funny and creative :lol:. Don't know if i come come up with much!

Loved this one the best but thats probably because I'm an aussie too!
eliselovesedwardx wrote:
*When the Cullens try to go back to somewhere they have already been and are thinking of ways to be different*
Emmett: I know! I have the perfect decoy! I'll speak with an Australian accent.."G'day mate. I'd lilke a shrimp on the barbie sandywich. Mate."
Rest of the family: :shock:

Maybe I find it so funny because I am australian and we don't actually have "shrimps on the barbie" (we do have barbies though) or say "sandywich"..

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:22 am
by iloveshineeKEY
^The Aussie one made me LOL too.. probably cause I'm Aussie as well haha :P

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:22 pm
by katieb1229
Everything is so funny!

Bella says "Edward! Give up! im unreadable"