Oh dear... I see the thread has been... *carefully avoids the D word* ... quiet! That is so not acceptable...
*picks up Ted's flamethrower* Time for some FUN.

*starts blowing away cobwebs and crickets at the speed of light. And some dust for safe measure*
There... *dusts off hands* All shiny and clean. XD
Now, feeling very accomplished, I shall make up a questioooonnnnnnnnnn
What do you think Emmett's career would have been if he were never turned?So we've had this question before, but since everyone who answered this question in the past is currently MIA

we shall let the newbies take a crack at it XD
Btw, for those who don't know me, I'm Fatima/Fat/Fatty/Baby Fat

Whiiiiiccchhh reminds me!!
We have another new member!!!
Welcome, Nora!!! I'm happy that you joined!!!

It's too bad that Ted isn't around to give you your welcome cheer! Or Carrie... she woulda given you your beginning rank!!

Well, since she isn't here to give it to you
officially I'll just let you know what it is XD
You start off as a trainee!!! Congrats!!! And if you keep posting (According to the guidelines! Meaning that it is at least three lines and Emmett-related at all times!) then you'll move up in the ranks! Speaking of, the ranks are listen on the first post

And when Carrie gets back, she'll let you know off any promotions you get XD
Alrighty, wonderful! Now I shall go get some food in my belly.... Maybe a grizzly bear?
