New moon: Favorite lines in the movie

[Nena]

Just getting a little ahead of the game here. This thread will open once the movie comes out so you can tell us all your favorite lines from the New Moon movie.

[Zina]

MARSHMELLOW!!!!!! LOL

[Twilightknight101]

Have to love the "dating an older woman" line from Emmett....typical

[marielle]

^^^yeah that was funny.....

here are some of mine

- I have one condition. (edward)
Condition? (bella)
Marry me, Bella (edward)
"I almost fainted here"

-Jasper! that's not fair, that emotion controling thing ( Bella)
You just can't trust Vampires, trust me..(edward)

- I vote yes, it would be nice not wanting to kill you all the time ( Jasper)

I could go on forever, but i have to see it again to be sure I know them all... so tomorrow I'll post more

[virre]

my kung fu is strong

[marielle]

my kung fu is strong

Yes Yes ( clapping hands) that one was so funny

[dreamer]

All of the ones you've said +

"Dating an older women, huh?" (Emmett)

and again! "Marshmallow" (Jake<3)

But I was mostly staring at Taylors abs, so I don't remember much
I'll see it again tomorrow, so I can find some more then

Ahh.. the perfect ending.. the ones who haven't read the books was like: "WhaT?! It can't end now!"

Oh and the Romeo and Juliet thing.. I almost died when Edward was saying Romeos lines..

[paula_bnsnt]

I agree with everyone!
I don't remember the exact words but Alice's line "I'll come back when you take the dog out" craked me up!!

And Jane's simple but terrifying "Pain"... I mean we all know what her powers is like, but the fact they added that line made it so much more painful! I shivered and it had nothing to do with the air conditioning. Brilliant line.

I'm so glad they used my favorite Alice lines from the book! The "grand theft auto" and the "you're so prone to life-threatning idiocy" lines! I'd have loved the "you hang out with the first monsters you can find" line but those two were enough!

I have to agree with the "Will you marry me?" line at the end... everyone was "NO!!!!" when the credits started! lmao

I'd go on and on so I'll just say one more... Mike's lines where great! The guy onwed the scenes!! I wish I remembered them.. I'll pay more attetion next time I see the movie (ASAP)!

[Nikki--]

My favourites have been mentioned before: the "marshmellow" line and Emmett's comment on dating an older woman (I saw the clip and didn't think it funny, but seeing it in the film was hilarious).

I love every single Jessica part too. It also cracked me up when Quil introduced himself to Bella in the garage. He just said his name, but the look on his face was priceless. The conversation between Carlisle and Bella was amazing, it made me like Carlisle even more and it made me realize he's actually really good-looking.

[AvidDreamer]

I can't remember what she said exactly, but I loved Bella's line in the beginning of the movie when Edward is wishing her a happy birthday in the school parking lot. They talk about her being a year older than he is, he reminds her he's over 100, to which she replies:

"I don't know why I'm dating such an old man... It's gross."

Also, Charlie telling Bella she's got a grey hair after she's had the aging nightmare and the look on her face after... lol!