oh my gosh! so my friend and i were sitting around talking, when out of the blue, she starts singing the part from mary had a little lamb that goes, "he followed her to school one day, school one day..." i was like "what the crap! you know what, that sounds extremely weird when you just say that part."
long story short, the conversation soon mixed with twilight, and this is the song we came up with to the tune to mary had a little lamb.
(fyi: i am absolutely team edward. i do not think he is a stalker whatsoever, but its just fun to think like that for a minute to make up a funny song.
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Bella had a little stalker,
Little stalker, little stalker,
Bella had a little stalker,
Who's skin was white as snow
Everywhere that Bella went,
Bella went, Bella went,
Everywhere that Bella went
The stalker was sure to go
He followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
He followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.
It made the children oooh and awww,
Oooh and awww, oooh and awww,
It made the children oooh and awww
To see a vampire at school
And so the stalker went to Bella's house,
Bella's house, Bellas house,
And so the stalker went to Bella's house,
And stayed outside her window.
He waited patiently outside her window,
outside her window, outside her window,
He waited patiently outside her window
Till Bella fell in love with him
"Why does Edward love Bella so?"
Love Bella so? Love Bella so?
"Why does Edward love Bella so?"
The evil James did cry
"Why, Bella loves Edward, you know."
Loves Edward, you know, loves Edward, you know
"Why, Bella loves Edward, you know."
The stalker did reply
yes, its random. yes, it goes against everything i stand for. yes, i do have a problem with anyone calling edward a stalker. but you know what, it was just something i had to post on here because it was so much fun making it up with a fellow edward lover.