10/10 totally true. Okay here is one different than the ones I usually use.
Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: [drawing his guns] You feelin' lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: [retracts his guns] Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
Megatron: No, I want two!
[rips Jazz in half]
Sheriff: You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?
[leans over Sam]
Sheriff: Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs?
Bumblebee, with Sam and Mikaela inside, is being chased by Barricade]
Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver!
[Bumblebee is heads towards a wall]
Sam Witwicky: [high-pitched scream] Oh my God, no! We're gonna die!
( I realize that this is more than one, but I couldnt pick one that I liked more)