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9/10

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
John F Kennedy

6/10

Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.
- Marilyn Manson

9/10.

"Things don't change. People change "

9/10
Dr. Hartman: I'm sorry Mayor McCheese, but I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible.
Mayor McCheese: Look, if it's a financial issue...
Dr. Hartman: Well it's not an issue of money, your head is a cheeseburger. There is no blood flow to it, it's just dead cow meat.
Mayor McCheese: Alright, well, I appreciate you giving it to me straight.
Dr. Hartman: Alright then, have a tasty afternoon.
Mayor McCheese: (laughs slighly)
Dr. Hartman: Ah, there's a smile. -family guy

9/10. Its funny.

This, for me, is the ultimate declarartion of love though it comes from a novel that Edward rightly described as a hate story:

If all else perished and he remained, I should still continue to be; And if all else remained and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger. - Wuthering Heights

10

boys are stupid. throw things at them. like pineapple's. they're pointy.

10/10. Lol

"Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches kill people."

10

(try this. it's great)

Person1: (concerned) You know, you really shouldn't keep you're feelings bottled up like that.
Person2: (confused) What do you mean?
P1: I mean it's not healthy for you...or Jasper.
P2: (gives a confused look)
P1: Sometimes you have to release the anger.
P2: I'm not mad.
P1: Come on. It's ok, you can tell me.
P2: I'm not mad.
P1: You're not helping any.
P2. I'm not mad.
P1: (say their name in a tsk'ing tone)
(eventually you get this):
P2: I'M NOT MAD!
P1: (happily) See, now don't you feel so much better?

10/10
Stewie: Ooh, let me have some of that Cool Hwhip.
Brian: What'd you say?
Stewie: You can't have a pie without Cool Hwhip.
Brian: Cool Hwhip?
Stewie: Cool Hwhip, yeah.
Brian: You mean Cool Whip.
Stewie: Yeah, Cool Hwhip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Brian: You're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Stewie: What are you talking about? I'm just saying it. Cool Hwhip. You put Cool Hwhip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Hwhip.
Brian: Say whip.
Stewie: Whip.
Brian: Now say Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Brian: You're eating hair!

I remember that scene, Meg was freakin' scary in that episode.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.