*Walks into office and looks around* Well, it's still standing. I guess Heather, Carrie and Shannon managed to keep everyone in order.
*Picks up new hat sitting on desk* What's this? *shrugs* Guess I'll figure it out as I read what's been going on while I've been gone.
*Picks up PA mike* Everyone meet me in front of the office please.
*Walks out onto small porch of the office trailer and looks out at the Crew* Alright everyone, I just wanted to say I'm happy with the way you've handled yourselves while I've been gone. I have no idea what's been happening in the last 20 pages or so and I need to catch up. I've been reading a page or two each day, but you all post something like 5 pages a day. You've provided some much needed laughs and for that I'm grateful. I'm going to be busy for about the next week, but hopeful things will start to settle down after Christmas. I just wanted to stop by to give everyone a holiday bonus.
*Walks through group handing out boxes. Returns to porch and looks at all the puzzled faces as they open their boxes of toothpicks*
Wood glue is over there. Put my 2x4s back together.
*Turns to go back in office, then stops* Oh, and your getting a new thread. Everyone grab something. We're moving!
