Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby Pel » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:34 pm

Its that time again. Time for a new thread. Read the New guidlines.

-We are a PG-13 site. there is to be no graphic posts of any kind. Be sensitive yo our underage users. We use innuendo (i.e. baking, cookies, muffins).

-All vulgar posts will be deleted without warning.

-Please do not post pictures, only links to pictures. And all links must be appropriate for the PG13 rating.

-Vampres can NOT get pregnant, they are steryl. But that doesn't mean they can't bake.

- Vampire men are just that...MEN in every way, anitomically correct in functionality. They aren't Ken Dolls, they are fully functioning men, with all the right parts, in all the right places, that have all the right reactions.


-All Skits must comply with the above guidelines.

Post with decorum. Just because you think its funny doesn't mean its appropriate. This too was a major issue on previous threads, lets not repeat it.

For Serious discussion see the following thread:

Vampire Mating #8
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby darkrider » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:43 am

wooohoo First post!

Well, I don't exactly know what to put. loll


Vampire: *bobs head like a chicken* *growls my, vampire growl*
Vampire girl: *stares at cookies*
Vampire: *quacks like a duck*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lmao, sorry if that's not funny to you, i find it helarious. lolllll


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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby AliceLauren » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:09 pm

^^ I don't get it. But then again... lol.

i'm surprised like nobody is on this thread.

Btw. i like the way the rules are explained. They made me laugh. Sorry. Random.
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby darkrider » Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:35 pm

ahaha I know. Well, it makes me laugh. loll It's like...a bird mating dance... but with vampires. :lol:



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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby Sophie Cullen » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:41 am

*cries* Where are all the VMT people? I'm no good at writing the skits. :cry:
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby xMoonlightxTragedyx » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:58 pm

We went to another site so we could keep going when the lex closed for breaking dawn.
And we just continued there. :D
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby fymd_mk » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:10 pm

Yay! A new VMT Thread! tragedy ^^ is right, new vmt girls are on a new awesome site :) if theres anyone from the old set of vmt girls or any new lurkers that want to join in COME COME COME!!! let's get something started!
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby Our Icy Affection » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:28 pm

^^^^^^ Hi Mara-Kate! *waves hands frantically, but trips and hits head. I then go into a coma*

After the Coma...

Whoa. *shakes head* Major stuff there. :D

Where was I before I successfully knocked myself out?

Oh ya! As Mara-Kate and Tragedy said before me, we're at a different site. Here is the link: http://www.r4t5.com/voices/index.php?ac ... 369&page=0

Remember, you must make an account if you wish to write. This is the spaceship brigade, not the truth or dare vmt girls. Idk what happened to them, but you can continue with what they previously had if you wish.
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby Sophie Cullen » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:25 am

Wait, the Spaceship Brigade? So, what exactly happened to the Cullenary Arts School and Truth or Dare? Ah, I'm so lost. . .
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Re: Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

Postby Our Icy Affection » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:11 am

I have no idea what happened to the Cullenary Arts School (though here's the link: cullenaryartsschool.webs.com/ )
but I think I know what happened to truth or dare. Truth or Dare resided here, I think the spaceship brigade was somewhere else, but that got deleted, so they then moved here and all this stuff got jumbled up, so they made an agreement. They would play truth or dare on the spaceship, but that didn't really work out. The truth or dare people moved on, but i think mara-kate is originally from truth or dare but came with us to space. So i guess we stopped playing truth or dare mainly, and focused on different things, like planets and weddings. Then the lex closed down, so we moved to r4t5.com until it reopened. But when it reopened, we had written so much that it would be hard to move it all back here, so we stayed over there. Plus, one of our skiters Sonr got banned, so we're just staying over there. Anyone can just hop on in, but i may warn you, its freakin' crazy and not as strict as it is here. But we need some new people/writers/lurkers so come on and join us! its a party.
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