Vampire Mating Skits Thread--Humor Based

[The_Lizzie]

Hello all!!!

I just would like to inform you that the Cullenary Art School is still up for business. Just as an FYI!!

If you read my first post you would know i am Lizzie, but my original name was already taken so now i am THE Lizzie. You guys can head on over to my (OUR) site where most of the skits are still living, if not in a coma from lack of input and develpment.

I'm also working on finishing up the VMT Dictionary if you guys would like to make anymore suggestions to add.

The link is on my profile thingy on here so, yeah. Come on down and see where we left off. That way we can continue on here!!!

[fymd_mk]

Hey guyssssss ! So as Icy said I'm one of two girls who lurk between both VMT worlds! If you want to join the original VMT (crazy fangirls that kidnap Cullen boys and enjoy playing truth or dare) head over to the cullenary arts website (Lizzie's profile link) and I think we're restarting here? If I'm not mistaken.
If you want to join the new VMT (spaceship brigade! we bake with the cullen men [or others...] travel through space, engage wars with llamas...etc) then go to r4t5 (Icy's comment last pg has the link) and make an account so you can join in.
as for me im grounded and have 5 seconds to finish this up...hopefully when I get back you guys will have cleared this up and they'll be things to participate in! And LURKERS join in

[Alcyone]

Edward: Let me play!

Emmett: No, you cheat. *stalks away carrying six chess boards*

Edward: Come on, Jazz.

Jasper: You always mind-read! I'm sorry, Edward, but no!

Edward: I'm telling Carlisle and Esme! *stalks away from room*

Emmett: *shakes head sadly* He needs some before he explodes.

Jasper: *mutters* At least you don't have to feel his frustration.

Edward: *coming back* Where are Carlisle and Esme?

*Emmett and Jasper look at each other and shrug*

Jasper: Let's try to find them.

*They register the house. Nothing. Before they reach the door to go outside, Carlisle and Esme walk in*

Carlisle and Esme:

Emmett: Where were you?

Carlisle: Where would you be with someone whose ability is to love passionately?

Boys:

[Calicoxx]

At first I was like =| but then I was like

[The_Lizzie]

That was funny.

"Where would you be with someone whose ability is to love passionately?"


Carlisle: the anatomy expert (knows the best spots)
Esme: the passionate lover (she love you long time)
Jasper: the whammer (can make you like it)
Alice: the perfect ending (knows how you'll like it)
Edward: the perfect pleaser (knows what you want and how you want it)
Emmett: ?
Rosalie: ?

[Alcyone]

Emmett: The Beast (Not afraid to take it to the extremes)
Rosalie: The Glorious One (Just from looking, you're immeasurably pleased)

[The_Lizzie]

Ooh... I likey... The BEAST....

Well HELLOOO Emmett.... Hahahahaha

[fymd_mk]

the beast? makes me wish i was a blonde...

[edward x lover]

bwahahahahahahahaahah that made me laught so hard The Beast LOL

[AliceLauren]

The Beast... HA HA HA

That sounds like him. Beastly