Twilight Post-It notes

[sachael]

Alice,

the only person who'll know what had happened is ME.

Edward

[skylarblue]

Edward,
That's just gross
Try and stay out of my mind
Concerning what happens between Jasper and myself
During our private time
~Alice

[-Jasper]

Edward,

Since when have you been interested in listening in?

- Jasper

[G-Faerie08]

Jasper
First..ew..Sometimes I forget
about Edward's "ability"..
Second, maybe we should make plans to
go away for our, "private" moments.
- Your Southern Belle

[sachael]

Jasper and ALice,

You know it's hard to ignore the SCREAMING thoughts!

Edward

[skylarblue]

Jasper and Alice,
And the actual screaming
Is hard to ignore too
Can't you tone it down a little
Or go someplace else to have your couple time
~Emmett

[ScreamingFanGirl]

Emmet,
I don't hear you and Rose 'toning it down'
Even Nessie keeps asking me what you guys are doing.
Don't be a hypocrite
~Alice

[sachael]

Emmett,

It's hard to "tone down" Alice's voice..

Rosalie

[G-Faerie08]

Rose and Emmett,

Actually, that would be Jasper's voice
you hear..
P.S. Sorry babe, I had to tell them!


-Alice

[slightlyobsessed]

Alice,
Aww, crap.
You know Emmett's never going to let me hear the end of that.
Ugh.
-Jasper (is manly)