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esme
thank u and u guys no how much i like to shop!! now does anybody need any parties panned??
alice

Alice,
Yes, me and Jessica plan on getting married.
CAN YOU DO OUR WEDDING??
~Mike

Newton,

I don't really like you, and you're going to have trouble on your honeymoon, and the marriage will end in divorce, but okay!

Alice
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Everyone,

How the hell does the Newt keep getting into our house?

Emmett

Mike,

And btw, HOW MUCH IS YOUR BUDGET?

Alice

Alice,
I have about 1,000 dollars saved up.
I know thats a lot, so you don't have to use it all
~Mike

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Emmet,
You leave the door wide open half the time.
~Mike

Newton,

1000 dollars? are you kidding me?
divorce is more expensive than that! DUH?

ALice

Alice,
How do you know me and Jessica are getting divorced??
Can you 'see the future' or something.
haha just kidding.
no one can do that
~Mike

Alice,

I have $500 here. Does that help?

Jess

To the future former Mrs. Newton,

No, that doesn't help! You can't even buy a dress with $1500.
Oh wait, you have an ugly hand-me-down your mother wore in the 80s.
You can't even get nice invitations with $1500.
I don't even care about your wedding,
just go to Vegas, its easier to get an annulment there,
no wait, they'll say you won't need it because you were sober.

Alice Cullen

alice
i cant believe you are planning my wedding wow i love mike!!
jessica stanley