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*listens in on the rest of the Mafia*
I see Operation "Take Over Russia For Absolutely No Reason Besides Its Fun, Even Though There's Nothing IN Russia to Take Over Besides St. Petersburg, Moscow and The Commies" is in full scale. *sighs*

Is there no one in the house..?
*wanders around aimlessly, looking for something she may or may not have lost, perhaps her sanity*

*with heavy Russian accent*
So ve leave now or later?

And var is Frankie? He haz been missing vor a vew days.

*edit* I have a reason, Lidia, I really wanted to wear this outfit, but it's a little too skanky for everyday use.

Hmm i wouldn't mind helping out with both really. Luring some daft little humans is always entertaining but it is also uber fun teaching people to kick booty
I could be the go-between from RHQ to Moscow, escorting the new batch of newborns back to HQ and such things comme ca.
*ponders potential jobs*
Hmm would anyone mind if i oversee how things are running? cos i like organising things it means you guys won't have any paperwork to do

LadyViolet wrote:Hmm i wouldn't mind helping out with both really. Luring some daft little humans is always entertaining but it is also uber fun teaching people to kick booty
I could be the go-between from RHQ to Moscow, escorting the new batch of newborns back to HQ and such things comme ca.
*ponders potential jobs*
Hmm would anyone mind if i oversee how things are running? cos i like organising things it means you guys won't have any paperwork to do

Ok Rea, then you come with us but after a little while you go back to train with Lana. Oh come on Lidia, have some domination spirit. And we're actually taking over it because it's quite powerful, which will help in our WORLD DOMINATION PLAN! *twitchs*

*with Russian accent*
Russia iz powervul?

*cough*
Gosh, it's hard to talk with that accent.
And this dang skirt is riding up.

*sigh*
I guess I could just use my normal voice, not a fun though.
And like I said before, I just wanted a reason to wear this outfit.

Okey dokes fishing time!!
*dashes into dorm and reappears in short shorts a sparkly purple tube top and uber tall purple wedges*
i am sparkly enough to lure us some humans??

. Yes we are all good enough to lure Russian males. Don't worry I'll do the talking. Just look like lost, confused slutty American tourists. *changes into stripper heels mini mini skirt, and baby tee* Oops almost forgot! *takes out bottle of vodka* That'll lure 'em.

I think we should go for the whole "my car broke down and I don't know how to fix it" angle.
The three of us together should defiently attract some male attention.

*grabs tranquliser needles* And we can knock them out with this. We want to use as little force as possible.

*climbs in silver Ferrari* I brought this for the mission. Hop in

. Don't worry this is what we're doing. We're all college freshmen and we wanted to get a tour of the city. I'm the only actual Russian one in the group so I can do the conversating all of you stand there look pretty. I'll control their thoughts if they don't come and then we'll stop by HQ and go what's this? I'll control their thoughts so they can show us and then well have 'em.

"Stand there and look pretty?"
REALLY?
*rolls eyes* Fine.
After this I'm heading back to the mafia house, I left Frankie there.

Let's go.
*yanks down top a little and checks hair*