*bites a pair of twins and two macho-looking guys* *licks lips* well i think thats me finished *gets out mirror and looks at self *o dang it look at that!! my eyes have gone all rosy coloured- thats gonna take a while to fade again
oh i'll get the vampenguins in here to clear out our lot of newbies
*does loud whistle* *small army of vampenguins trots in and starts loading bitten humans onto stretchers and carrying them out*
They're gonna take them up to the medical wards where we can keep and eye on them during the transformtion.
Oh and Nic you win...A MASSIVE PLATE OF NUTELLA SANDWICHES!!! *holds out platter of sandwiches*