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Welcome to the Twilight Mafia thread, round 7.

Anyone wondering what the heck is going on might want to check out the original thread here.

Let a mod know when this thread gets to 100 pages. Thanks!


Please wait and let Lidia or Nina make the first post.

Hey everyone! this is the Twilight Mafia.
*sweeps arm to show off our most awesome and totally wicked house*
These are the members:

Co-Bosses
dandyvampgirl_13: Lidia Tagliano- the sex. Haha.(creme frap, hot chocolate, liquid awesome)
Edward's_Stalker: Nina Giamatti (mochas, frapps, hot chocolate)

Peeps
Artemis Cullen: Medea Ariadne Artemis DeMarchi- Consigliere, Assassin, Welcoming Commitee, spy, Mafia Sorceress
Spencer- The Frapp Boy (now a vampire, as of the new thread, still adorable)
*Aro's_girl*: Monica
Waffle of Doom: Angry Little Sabina -spy, kidnapper, head party planner, eplosives expert
Sethismine: Rosa Costanza
xXBeSafeXx: Motor Mouth Alice- spy/stalker
Layla_Hale: Smooth Alesio Tagliano - spy/stalker/kidnapper and Mafia ipod
YouAreMyLifeNow- Sarina Santoro
Vurktoid: Vurktoid- #1 Disaster Maker/Assassin/Poohead
Frankie: The Donut boy (human no longer, thanks to Vurk, very sexy)
LadyViolet: Rea DiMarco , assassin, Supplier of Vampenguins
threethings: Rita The Fixer, Stalker, Assistant party planner
Mrs.TeddyBear: Sly Gabby Tagliano, Stalker
copper curls: Petty Crime "Chessie" Francesca
sachael: Knife Lana
nightrunner: Valentina Ricci
who_needs_fangs?: Veronica Ricci (O.o are these two^ related?)
Winged Wolf Fang: Ab
ihadanEdwardRush: Gabriella "Ella" Rosa Delucci
allieb: Sheila Delucci
I feel that I'm missing people... PM Myself or Nina if you're not on the list!

Wack List:
Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus (i'm aware that this is the same person as above but now we have an excuse to whack her twice)
THE JOBROS! (Haha, just kidding Rita.)
The Hacker
The Leaker
James
Laurent
Victoria
*if anyone has someone to add to the Wack List, PM me and i'll put them up*

And if ya'll are confuzed upon seeing our complete weirdness, I suggest to you this brilliant site, made by our very own Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) who has taken it upon herself to summarize what happens each day in the lives of the familia. Life With Da Familia Blog. Believe me, its very helpful. Now you don't have to read the 20 new pages that occur everytime you leave the computer.

Name Generator for de NOOBISH: Name Generator http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php

MESSAGE TO ANYONE READING THIS! : feel free to join.

HAHA! PWNAGE, VURK! I SO BEAT YOU!
And I stole your job again, Nina!

SHINY NEW THREAD!!!

Yay, I'm first.

The Disney hacks in the pit are starting a singing contest, can we euthanize them yet?

Nah, just let them fight to the death, more entertaining.

Oh yeah, the website for da familia is here blog updated everyday.

hey every one, how could you finish a thread without me? i was gone only one day!

Gotta work to keep up with us, Ab. We move fast here in the mafia.

Now where is Alesio? I'm sitting in Chicago helpign her look for a mate and she's not even here!
Gosh

*pops cap off rum bottle*
*starts drinking*

are you old enough to drink?

I was gone one night and they made 20 pages, we move way faster than randomness now.

Sabby, they stopped fighting and started singing without the help of an entourage of producers and editing, so we have to do something. Even vampire ears can bleed if they're put through too much. I'm in Chicago and I can hear them. Pass the rum.


Lets play torture the human again, even if these barely count as humans. Haley's still a mermaid with blue feathers in her hair.

*passes Ronnie rum*
I'm a 162 year old vampire! Of course I'm old enough to drink.

Well, until Alesio's back, I'm heading back to the house, you coming, Ronnie?
And they're singing? Just go ahead and shoot them or something then. *shrugs*

I think I'll just duck-tape their mouths shut and play torture the Disney Hack, you wanna play with me.