Well, I'm sorry I don't like the dark! THere's lot of stuff out there that could eat me!!
Or, well, my soul... I guess, since I am a vampire, its kinda hard to actually eat me...
Although, Sab, I'd let you eat me
Aww, who turned off the lights!? And why am I covered in aluminum foil?!?
Everyone knows saran wrap is way more fun.