Twilight Lexicon Discussion Forums

GOOD MAFIA PEOPLES! Thank you for waiting.
Finally.

Hey everyone! this is the Twilight Mafia.
*sweeps arm to show off our most awesome and totally wicked house*
These are the members:

Co-Bosses
dandyvampgirl_13: Lidia Tagliano- the sex. Haha.(creme frap, hot chocolate, liquid awesome)
Edward's_Stalker: Nina Giamatti (mochas, frapps, hot chocolate)

Peeps:
Waffle of Doom: Angry Little Sabina -spy, kidnapper, head party planner, explosives expert, temporary 2d in Command whenever the Bosses aren't around
Artemis Cullen: Medea Ariadne Artemis DeMarchi- Consigliere, Assassin, Welcoming Commitee, spy, Mafia Sorceress
Spencer- The Frapp Boy (now a vampire, as of the new thread, still adorable)
*Aro's_girl*: Monica
Sethismine: Rosa Costanza
xXBeSafeXx: Motor Mouth Alice- spy/stalker
Layla_Hale: Smooth Alesio Tagliano - spy/stalker/kidnapper and Mafia ipod
YouAreMyLifeNow- Sarina Santoro
Vurktoid: Vurktoid- #1 Disaster Maker/Assassin/Poohead
Frankie: The Donut boy (human no longer, thanks to Vurk, very sexy)
LadyViolet: Rea DiMarco , assassin, Supplier of Vampenguins
threethings: Rita The Fixer, Stalker, Assistant party planner
Mrs.TeddyBear: Sly Gabby Tagliano, Stalker
copper curls: Petty Crime "Chessie" Francesca
sachael: Knife Lana
nightrunner: Valentina Ricci
who_needs_fangs?: Veronica Ricci (O.o are these two^ related?)
Winged Wolf Fang: Ab
ihadanEdwardRush: Gabriella "Ella" Rosa Delucci
allieb: Sheila Delucci
jacobblacklover96: Marta Santorini
Chase_theicecreamboy: Chase, The Ice Cream Boy. Fairly obvious. (human, makes ice cream, owned by Alesio)
edwardlikeshaystacks: Queenie Delrosa
best_beating_heart: Maria Dina Corozzo
I feel that I'm missing people... PM Myself or Nina if you're not on the list!

And if you'd like to join...
First, get your name- Name Generator for de NOOBISH: Mafia Name Generator
Then fill out this form-
Name:
Job: Assassin, Stalker, Spy, Person (there are special jobs availible, if you can think of them!)
Pet: (please restrict it to 3, and no picking on other people's pets, or I'll feed you to my llama)
Car:
Weapons:
Room: There are 13 floors, but (officially) the first is taken up by the kitchen and game room, where we all congregate, the 12th is the libraries and sound rooms, and the 13th are mine and Nina's rooms. Mostly every other floor has plenty of space availble (peoples rooms do NOT need to take up an entire freaking floor!)
Then PM the above form to myself (dandyvampgirl_13) so I can add you to the list, and Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) so she can add you to the website.

Wack List:
Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus (i'm aware that this is the same person as above but now we have an excuse to whack her twice)
THE JOBROS! (Haha, just kidding Rita.)
Michael Crapon
Vanessa Hudgens
The Hacker *taken care of*
The Leaker *taken care of*
Stupid people who reported Sabina's awesome Frankie and Spencer shirts (We need a Chase one!)
*if anyone has someone to add to the Wack List, PM me and i'll put them up*

New Addition! Le Rulez! 3 of them!
1. 30 word posts, please (yes, I upped it)! At least two-three lines, preferably more! It saves space, so we don't blow through the thread so fast. I happen to like not being killed by the Mods.
2. No fighting among the familia. People who do fight will be senteced to stick their noses in the corner until I see fit. More fighting means tushie kicking.
3. When we start a new thread, DO NOT POST UNTIL MYSELF OR NINA POSTS THIS POST!

And if ya'll are confuzed upon seeing our complete weirdness, I suggest to you this brilliant site, made by our very own Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) who has taken it upon herself to summarize what happens each day in the lives of the familia. Life With Da Familia Blog. Believe me, its very helpful. Now you don't have to read the 20 new pages that occur everytime you leave the computer.

Also, we now have a Mafia retreat! At the end of the 7th thread, we decided to invade Cananada, to bide our time until we gained a new thread. The retreat is located in Whistler, where the 2010 Olympics will be located. Course, the retreat is for emergencies only (being confined to the corner, waiting for a new thread, ect...), and we leave it alone for the Canadians whilst we have our own thread. But, enjoy! There's lots of moosen!

MESSAGE TO ANYONE READING THIS! : feel free to join.

Okay, people, NOW you can post!! So come on, I know you've been waiting...

Haha, so I know I'm not one who should be making one of the first few posts in the mafia thread since I'm new...but er, I believe I sent a PM to one of you (probably Waffle)

Would I have to wait til she gets my PM to officially be in the mafia? Or can I be accepted

Let's see...all I know is that...

My name is Alesio Blunt and I am a theif!

-waves-

WOOOOOO! New thread! Finally!!!!
My Tylon has Arrived!
*holds hand out, Beautiful Barn Owl flys to hand*
See! Isnt he great! Just about as great as Zev and Rowan.
*moves Tylon to shoulder, puts a hand on both Zev and Rowans heads*

You cant be Alesio! Alesio still in Canadia! You should post your info too, otherwise you wont get welcomed

OH SHUT UP, CHAOS! You are not the freaking Boss!!! You can't boss people around! That's my job!

And welcome, Alesio 2. I got your info, but have yet to put it up. I shall go do so...
But, we're gunna have to make you a nickname, since there's already one Alesio, unless you'd like to run your name back through the generator.

I'm not used to the 'not in charge' thing still.

Still, please post your info, Or I'll ignore you(or raise my army of vampwolves/Tylon and Philip to attack you)

Neo, I want cake! Can you make cake? Please?

Haha, good to know...hm. I think ill head to the generater if there's already someone with Alesio.

How's "Queenie Delrosa"? Many of them came up as "Alice"s and "Ricci"s until I decided to just give up and type gibberish.

At the request of Justdeal...

Name: Emmaline, mafia name: Queenie Delrosa

Job: Part time thief and a full time VampWitch
Pet: Cobra
Car: Silver Volvo
Weapons: Ninja stars and wand
Room: 8!

So I just felt the need to reply to Sabina's post on the old thread, don't kill me people.

Waffle of Doom wrote: Who brought them back? There were a lot of issues last time they were here. *ahem* Ab being a drama queen

Oh, did I tell you, Chaos? I finally named the 3 vampwolves you gave me. Meet Rum (salt & pepper with one red and one blue eye), Whiskey (black with red eyes) & Vodka (white with blue eyes).

Yeah, he is a drama queen.

I love your vampwolves names! So cool! ... I almost spit out my ice tea when I read the names. XD

So now what do we do? Wait for the chaos that Chaos is sure to cause(No offense Chaos), or do we try to prevent any of it from happening?

And Chaos don't throw the fit, I'm pretty sure you're going to throw right now.

Why hello Queenie, I'm Sab, and it wasn't me you PM'd your info to, but please do so I can post it on the site, because I won't do it for a few days so it's more convient for me to have it in my inbox.
Also, stay away from Frankie, he's mine.

Alesio owns Chase, btw, Lidia.

We try to prevent it, as usual, Medea.

*dances to Desolation Row*

8? As....in...8th floor?
THAT.IS.MY.FLOOR.
STAY.OFF.IT.
DO.YOU.UNDERSTAND.THAT.
DO YOU!!!
*Zev and Rowan snarl and growl, howls chorus from 8th floor and outside*