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Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:35 pm**

9

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sam Levenson

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:44 pm**

9

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:48 pm**

10. Very true.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
-- Anonymous

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:49 pm**

10

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:53 pm**

10

I don't really trust a sane person.
~Lyle Alzado

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:56 pm**

10

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Henry Cate VII

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:00 pm**

9

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:03 pm**

10.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
-- Steve Martin

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:09 pm**

10

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:09 pm**

8.5

For valentines day:
"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."--Dr. Seuss

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