Rate the Quotation III

[-Jasper]

9

Sometimes it's wiser to just keep your mouth shut and go along with things. ~ Anonymous

[readmymind]

8

(sitting in a car outside a gas station)

evie: bud light, bud light, bud light. either that guy's having a party or he's an alcoholic
me: go ask him
evie: yeah, "excuse me sir are you having a party b/c if you are, i might want to come. but if you are an alcoholic, you need to get some help. i can give you the # for AA"

[BellsEdwardalways]

9

"The heart has reasons which reason cannot understand."
~Blaise Pascal

[readmymind]

10

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Unknown

[BellsEdwardalways]

9

"Love can do all but raise the Dead..."
~Emily Dickinson

[readmymind]

10

Skinny people piss me off!

Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat."

[♥midnight_sun♥]

10


Yes, dictionary is supposed to be spelled wrong in the below quote.

"If you can't spell a word, look it up in the dikshunary." -Anonymous

[readmymind]

8

(in Earth Science Brandi was talking about boys like usual)
Tim: This class is making me dumber.

(2 1/2 months later or something we had a substitute and were all talking)
Substitute: I think I'm getting dumber just by standing here.

[♥midnight_sun♥]

9.8

“I just want to be honest about everything, and to tell you the truth, I’m pretty ucfking terrified that you’ll think less of me.” -Edward Cullen, Wide Awake, chapter 49: Part one

^Sorry if you don;t like that the 'f bomb' is in the quote.

[readmymind]

10


Peter Marshall: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene?
Paul Lynde: You mean he doesn't have the right part?