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YAY! FIRST POST! Ok guys let's wait till Lidia or Nina makes the first post..Even though I'm breaking it right now. Sorrry. Let's look forward to the 10th thread!

SHIELA!!!!!!!! PLZ TELL ME UR HERE!!!!!!!! NIC! THANK GOD!!!! I HAVE A DATE WITH MY IMPRINT I JUST MET TODAY AND IM WAY LATE HE'S GONNA THINK I BAILED! DO YOU KNOW THAT ITALIN PLACE IN TOWN?!?! DO U THINK U CAN DRIVE ME?!!?!?

. YOU IMPRINTED CLARA BEARA???? *hugs* OMG!!! Congrats hon! Sure! *drives Clara to restaraunt*

*gets out of car* BYE NICCY I LOVE YOU I'LL TELL U ABOUT MY DATE LATER BYE!!!!!! READ ABOUT IT THREAD #9!!! BYEEEEE!!! LUV U!!!! *runs in resturaunt in 2nd dress shiela picked out for her*

Good luck, Aly!!! Remember, since none of us will be able to pick you up, have him drop you off. I get to knock him out.

People, don't post here until Lidia or Nina post all the mafia info!
Use the Canadia thread in Flight to Phoenix!

Oh, you people. I had such great hopes that you'd wait for me, but noooooo... *sighs*

Hey everyone! this is the Twilight Mafia.
*sweeps arm to show off our most awesome and totally wicked house*
These are the members:

Co-Bosses
dandyvampgirl_13: Lidia Tagliano- the sex. Haha.(creme frap, hot chocolate, liquid awesome)
Edward's_Stalker: Nina Giamatti (mochas, frapps, hot chocolate)

Peeps:
Waffle of Doom: Angry Little Sabina -spy, kidnapper, head party planner, explosives expert, UnderBoss (in charge when ever the Bosses aren't around), Official Doom-Stick Punisher of Those Who Break Rule #1
Artemis Cullen: Medea Ariadne Artemis DeMarchi- Consigliere, Assassin, Welcoming Commitee, spy, Mafia Sorceress
Spencer- The Frapp Boy (now a vampire, as of the new thread, still adorable)
*Aro's_girl*: Monica
Sethismine: Rosa Costanza
xXBeSafeXx: Motor Mouth Alice- spy/stalker
Layla_Hale: Smooth Alesio Tagliano - spy/stalker/kidnapper and Mafia ipod
YouAreMyLifeNow- Sarina Santoro
Vurktoid: Vurktoid- #1 Disaster Maker/Assassin/Poohead
Frankie: The Donut boy (human no longer, thanks to Vurk, very sexy)
LadyViolet: Rea DiMarco , assassin, Supplier of Vampenguins, on Lex leave until June (Saddest day of the Mafia when she left... we all went emo....)
threethings: Rita The Fixer, Stalker, Assistant party planner
Mrs.TeddyBear: Sly Gabby Tagliano, Stalker
copper curls: Petty Crime "Chessie" Francesca
sachael: Knife Lana
justdeal: Chaos, resident troublemaker.
nightrunner: Valentina Ricci
who_needs_fangs?: Veronica Ricci (O.o are these two^ related?) Power stealer
Winged Wolf Fang: Ab, is apparently a Dragon Rider
ihadanEdwardRush: Gabriella "Ella" Rosa Delucci
allieb: Sheila Delucci, Clara's Offical Wardrober
imwiththewolf23: Clara "Al Capone" Romano, the Mafia Werewolf who surprisingly smells good.
jacobblacklover96: Marta Santorini
Chase_theicecreamboy: Chase, The Ice Cream Boy. Fairly obvious. (human, makes ice cream, owned by Alesio)
edwardlikeshaystacks: Queenie Delrosa, Fur Nobili power thief
best_beating_heart: Maria Dina Corozzo
DunnerHeartsTwilight: No Brainer Cosimo, who can't talkEnglish.
-Jasper: Arina Moonshine
ringswraith: Giovanni Bonmarito, handsome/buff Italian painter, writes extremely well (seriously, go check out his fanfic. It rocks!)
abunai.rikuro: Rin
WhenTheSunGoesDown: Elisa Russo
I feel that I'm missing people... PM Myself or Nina if you're not on the list!

And if you'd like to join...
First, get your name- Name Generator for de NOOBISH: Mafia Name Generator
Then fill out this form-
Name:
Job: Assassin, Stalker, Spy, Person (there are special jobs availible, if you can think of them!)
Pet: (please restrict it to 3, and no picking on other people's pets, or I'll feed you to my llama)
Car:
Weapons:
Room: There are 13 floors, but (officially) the first is taken up by the kitchen and game room, where we all congregate, the 12th is the libraries and sound rooms, and the 13th are mine and Nina's rooms. Mostly every other floor has plenty of space availble (peoples rooms do NOT need to take up an entire freaking floor!)
Then PM the above form to myself (dandyvampgirl_13) so I can add you to the list, and Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) so she can add you to the website.

Wack List:
Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus (i'm aware that this is the same person as above but now we have an excuse to whack her twice)
THE JOBROS! (Haha, just kidding Rita.)
Michael Crapon
Vanessa Hudgens
The Hacker *taken care of*
The Leaker *taken care of*
Stupid people who reported Sabina's awesome Frankie and Spencer shirts (We need a Chase one!)
*if anyone has someone to add to the Wack List, PM me and i'll put them up*

New Addition! Le Rulez! 3 of them!
1. 4 line minimum! Must be relevant, no txt/un needed caps, edited to reflect others posts, non -redundant! It saves space, so we don't blow through the thread so fast. I happen to like not being killed by the Mods.
2. No fighting among the familia. People who do fight will be senteced to stick their noses in the corner until I see fit. More fighting means tushie kicking.
3. When we start a new thread, DO NOT POST UNTIL MYSELF OR NINA POSTS THIS POST!
4. Thou art not allowed to pursue, have an affair with, or otherwise destroy a Cullen's already exisiting relationship. WE STICK TO CANON!
Disobeyment of any rule will result in being whacked most severely with the Doomstick, weilded by Sabina or myself.

And if ya'll are confuzed upon seeing our complete weirdness, I suggest to you this brilliant site, made by our very own Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) who has taken it upon herself to summarize what happens each day in the lives of the familia. Life With Da Familia Blog. Believe me, its very helpful. Now you don't have to read the 20 new pages that occur everytime you leave the computer.

Also, we now have a Mafia retreat! At the end of the 7th thread, we decided to invade Cananada, to bide our time until we gained a new thread. The retreat is located in Whistler, where the 2010 Olympics will be located. Course, the retreat is for emergencies only (being confined to the corner, waiting for a new thread, ect...), and we leave it alone for the Canadians whilst we have our own thread. But, enjoy! There's lots of moosen!

MESSAGE TO ANYONE READING THIS! : feel free to join.

Alright, NOW you can post. And how the crap did you add another, like, 20 pages to Canadia in the course of a few hours?!?!?!?!? And a new thread?!?!?!? *goes back to read....*

Im sorry lidia! please forgive me! i had a bit of an important situation to deal with

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